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Post by peterh on Feb 22, 2008 10:24:01 GMT
Actually I'm not hairy luce. Mistaken me with elliot you are
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Feb 22, 2008 11:12:10 GMT
Actually I'm not hairy luce. Mistaken me with elliot you are Oh, so that's fake fur you stuck on yourself then. Just don't let Elliot catch you or he'd make you as hairy as possible for life...
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Post by BJC on Feb 22, 2008 15:25:01 GMT
Kissin' that shouldn't be missin' *lights some candles, pours up the wine, prepares the strawberries and strips down to his boxers* That'll set the mood for a nice night of holding hands! Allow me to slip into something a little more for your liking.... *Steps into room* *5 minutes later* *Emerges with pink spandex cupid outfit with wings and a bow and arrow* ...............I'm ready.
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Post by peterh on Feb 22, 2008 19:25:34 GMT
I know you are ready BJC as I always am! Íf I can't have that special member of your family then you'll do quite nicely
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Post by Ubereil on Feb 22, 2008 20:48:35 GMT
Allow me to slip into something a little more for your liking.... *Steps into room* *5 minutes later* *Emerges with pink spandex cupid outfit with wings and a bow and arrow* ...............I'm ready. Suprizingly enought he didn't dress like a beer keg... ;D Übereil
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Post by LaFille on Feb 24, 2008 3:20:51 GMT
...But... I too want a cupid-dressed BJC!
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Feb 24, 2008 6:12:17 GMT
Allow me to slip into something a little more for your liking.... *Steps into room* *5 minutes later* *Emerges with pink spandex cupid outfit with wings and a bow and arrow* ...............I'm ready. Ewww... Having seen your picture, I think you'd need a lot more makeup before you could ever look "ready". ;D You could do with better foundation 'cos your face looks so fake! Or how about some botox?
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Feb 24, 2008 6:16:23 GMT
I know you are ready BJC as I always am! Íf I can't have that special member of your family then you'll do quite nicely Ahh... so, you're into old women or men? I know that you're desperate but surely, you don't need to broadcast your "addiction" to "blow-up dolls with pictures of oldies stuck on them"? And I know BJC isn't going to buy a blow-up doll just for you. ;D
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Post by BJC on Feb 25, 2008 3:30:52 GMT
Peter....every day of the week, buddy. Ube....I thought about it! But I figured I'd sport the pink tights this time. Fille....You WOULD be a nice exchange from a male dane, no doubt. =P Luce.....you're about a year late with the "Let's bust on BJC about makeup" game. XD
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Post by LaFille on Feb 25, 2008 3:55:59 GMT
A nice exchange from a male Dane, now that's a category with a broad range...
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Feb 25, 2008 8:04:00 GMT
Luce.....you're about a year late with the "Let's bust on BJC about makeup" game. XD Humph! So claims the little boy. ;D Edit: I bet you spend a lot of time, looking at those hair commercials with envy. "If only my hair could be that long and silky", that's what your gaze tells me as you woefully gaze at your short, spiky hair in the mirror. Oh and... don't forget about the serums you use to smoothen your skin... they're in that tray. *points to a pile of vials lying in a small, metal tray" Ah... and also, don't forget your weekly visit to your "doctor"! Remember... you need your chemical peels and need them to laser out your eyebrows so they'll stay the way they are.
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Post by BJC on Feb 26, 2008 4:07:31 GMT
A nice exchange from a male Dane, now that's a category with a broad range... What does a broad have to do with it? ;D
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Post by BJC on Feb 26, 2008 4:08:07 GMT
Luce.....you're about a year late with the "Let's bust on BJC about makeup" game. XD Humph! So claims the little boy. ;D Edit: I bet you spend a lot of time, looking at those hair commercials with envy. "If only my hair could be that long and silky", that's what your gaze tells me as you woefully gaze at your short, spiky hair in the mirror. Oh and... don't forget about the serums you use to smoothen your skin... they're in that tray. *points to a pile of vials lying in a small, metal tray" Ah... and also, don't forget your weekly visit to your "doctor"! Remember... you need your chemical peels and need them to laser out your eyebrows so they'll stay the way they are. *pause* *long stare* WIITCH!!! *pointing at Luce*
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Post by peterh on Feb 26, 2008 10:20:33 GMT
Peter....every day of the week, buddy. Except for Thursday. Earwax night is more important than even you Ube....I thought about it! But I figured I'd sport the pink tights this time. It'll go well your pink lipstick sexy Fille....You WOULD be a nice exchange from a male dane, no doubt. =P Since when have you been into women Luce.....you're about a year late with the "Let's bust on BJC about makeup" game. XD Oh yeah, I remember! Story is that BJC posted a pic of him and his hot, hot hot sister. Much to his dismay however, a majority of the male boardies thought it looked like BJC was wearing makeup! Fun times!
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Post by peterh on Feb 26, 2008 10:57:01 GMT
I know you are ready BJC as I always am! Íf I can't have that special member of your family then you'll do quite nicely Ahh... so, you're into old women or men? I know that you're desperate but surely, you don't need to broadcast your "addiction" to "blow-up dolls with pictures of oldies stuck on them"? And I know BJC isn't going to buy a blow-up doll just for you. ;D A blow up doll wasn't excatly what I meant luce. Though I'm sure a conversation with one will be more interesting than talking to you
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Post by BJC on Feb 26, 2008 16:50:23 GMT
Since when have you been into women Luce.....you're about a year late with the "Let's bust on BJC about makeup" game. XD Oh yeah, I remember! Story is that BJC posted a pic of him and his hot, hot hot sister. Much to his dismay however, a majority of the male boardies thought it looked like BJC was wearing makeup! Fun times! Since last week when I saw this Alba chick on tv and forgot what my name was. Oh and actually the story is YOU posted a picture of Lisa and I...and no male on the forum could find me in the picture. Jerks.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Feb 26, 2008 17:02:37 GMT
Wait... You were in that pic, BJC? I could have sworn Lisa was alone! ;D
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Post by BJC on Feb 26, 2008 17:08:36 GMT
BLAST!
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Post by peterh on Feb 26, 2008 17:08:57 GMT
Wait... You were in that pic, BJC? I could have sworn Lisa was alone! ;D I thought it was Lisa and one of her lesser attractive female friends Oh, and said thread can be found here
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Post by BJC on Feb 26, 2008 17:13:12 GMT
Peter....you weren't bullied enough in school....were you.
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