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Post by LaFille on Jan 25, 2008 3:38:36 GMT
"...darn hungry tonight! You don't know where I could find something to stick between my teeth, perhaps?" Remembering that his mom told him never to talk to weird strangers and concluding that this stranger was definitely weird, Mr Tortoise...
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Jan 25, 2008 9:35:10 GMT
turned and fled back the way he came. Unfortunatily he forgot the fundamental truth about tortoises, which was further exacabated by the excess of hair that he was now carrying. This truth was...
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Jan 25, 2008 11:24:15 GMT
when tortoises are thrown into situations of extreme anxiety, they're known to change their gender and in certain rare cases, their form too! Everyone was...
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Post by Elliot Kane on Jan 25, 2008 14:42:34 GMT
...stunned when Peter turned into a female hare! "Call me Petra!" she trilled. Now, the thing about hares, as everyone knows, is that...
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Jan 25, 2008 17:05:09 GMT
They often run faster than they can see or think. So off Petra Charged straight down the sewer and straight into a wall that she saw 3 seconds after she hit it.
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Post by LaFille on Jan 26, 2008 2:03:28 GMT
Seeing 36 candles, half-a-dozen birds and as many stars turning around her head, poor Petra felt the shape of her skull pulsing and changing and realized that her attempt to escape had put her even more in trouble instead of the contrary. Indeed, ...
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Jan 26, 2008 6:25:23 GMT
she soon found herself in a battle with The Great Armadillo, which left everyone puzzled. "Why is Pet... no... Petra fighting with the wall?" Donatello asked, rather confused...
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Jan 28, 2008 12:51:42 GMT
As her fight went on, Petra's head continued to pound until finally, in self defence, her body decided that her brain wasn't working properly and put it to sleep. Of Course, the first Petra knew about this was when the world went dark...
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Post by LaFille on Jan 29, 2008 3:55:05 GMT
...but that only seemed to last for a second. When the light went back though, she found herself apparently back to the surface under a bright mid-day sun and the faces of everyone making a circle over her. It was even weirder that everone there seemed to be twins or triplets, depending on the angle, and that...
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Post by Elliot Kane on Jan 29, 2008 4:21:06 GMT
There were now no fewer than FIVE Galadriels! "How are you feeling?" Galadriel #1 clucked anxiously...
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Jan 29, 2008 9:38:46 GMT
Petra only had time to say the word "I" before he brain decided that it was impossible for there to be more than 1 galadriel looking down at hem, and shut down again.
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Jan 29, 2008 10:43:38 GMT
"What shall we do with her?" Galadriel asked Donatello and the others.
"Aha! I know what we should to do!" Donatello said.
*Meanwhile in Petra's dream*
Petra and Peter were having crumpets and tea! "Ooh, the weather's sort of spiffy today.", Peter said.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Feb 8, 2008 23:19:19 GMT
"Yes," Petra agreed, cleaning one of her ears. "It's lovely lettuce growing weather." Her eyes brightened as she got a new idea! "Wait!" she began, "What we really need is..."
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Post by Galadriel on Feb 9, 2008 8:12:28 GMT
...some oil, vinaigre, tomatoes and garlic to make a nice dressing. She stood up and started to search in her kitchen while she was mumbling out loud. Peter went out in the mean time to hunt for...
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Post by LaFille on Feb 10, 2008 4:07:31 GMT
...miniature umbrellas to put in their drinks, hoping that there would be a breeder around. As he turned the first corner though, a particular sign post caught his attention because...
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Post by Galadriel on Feb 10, 2008 21:15:08 GMT
...it said "No Breeding Of Umbrella's Allowed!!" Appearently Rihanna has been singing there and they jumped out of the ground like mushrooms. So Pete had to find something else to replace the umbrella's and ...
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Feb 11, 2008 9:33:57 GMT
Suddenly there was a down pour and Peter was soaked to the skin. Spluttering he looked around and saw that the sky was clear, just before the world went blindlingly white.
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Post by Galadriel on Feb 11, 2008 20:19:50 GMT
"The aliens have landed at last!!" was Pete's first thought, but instead it was a gigantic mushroom that exploded and covered Pete with a slimy substance that made him think of Elliot's humanology theory...
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Feb 11, 2008 21:28:10 GMT
when Petra leaned over him and pulled him by his ear: "Hey, wake up..."
Peter moaned and crawled over to a tree, holding his head.
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Post by LaFille on Feb 12, 2008 3:16:19 GMT
Unfortunately, he didn't hold it tight enough and the mushroom goo had made the duct tape useless so the head fell on the ground with a hollow sound. Then it began to roll, and roll...
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