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Post by Galadriel on Mar 4, 2008 23:57:32 GMT
I just hope there are no pigs reading this and being offended by comparisons with Peter... ;D Ever saw a pig reading the newspaper Elliot? I guess not, so they wont hear about this ;D
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Post by badheroine on Mar 4, 2008 23:59:37 GMT
Well I shall bear in the mind the potential pig skin stench and hold my breath when he comes near.... Let's just hope he doesn't stay for too long.... I only have small lungs!
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Post by peterh on Mar 5, 2008 0:42:11 GMT
PeterH, I am glad that you are not bothered by Konrad's bullying.... although, judging by your statement and your "pity", something tells me that it may kinda bother you.... just a teeny tiny bit?!!!!!!! Nah, I'm not bothered. After all you can't blame the scorpion for it's sting. That's kinda like how I feel about Konrad
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Post by peterh on Mar 5, 2008 0:46:39 GMT
I just hope there are no pigs reading this and being offended by comparisons with Peter... ;D To me you're all a bunch of pigs!
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Post by peterh on Mar 5, 2008 0:48:26 GMT
But, if you do need protection, Gal and her mob is here to serve and protect...at a price Allow me to correct Gal's typing error. Gal's a former cleaning lady so she obviously meant that "gal and her mo p" is ready to serve and protect. And she's quite good at it as well - cleaning the cascade bathroom after Kon's been enjoying a nice bean&eggs dinner
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Mar 5, 2008 9:42:03 GMT
Of course Gal, Me and my Immortal skills are at your disposel. Pete, just coz i've actually got a sting there is no need to be jealous. Anfortunately BH, We have been trying to get rid of Pete for years so you might want to get yourself a gas mask
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Post by badheroine on Mar 5, 2008 10:30:36 GMT
Pete stop being so [Censored]y..... And please refrain from describing the various toilet habits of fellow chaos members..... Major gross out! I don't mind if it's Gal and her mob or her mop.... If it keeps you at bay then surely neither can be a bad combination!
Kon.... I don't know where to get a gas mask.... I think the local store is all sold out this week.... Maybe I will just keep my distance!!!!! Surely that's gotta have the same effect!!!!!
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Mar 5, 2008 10:56:00 GMT
Well yes, But i don't want you running away because of Pete's Stench
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Post by badheroine on Mar 5, 2008 12:50:34 GMT
Konrad, I promise I won't run away! I might hide and then come back again a bit later but I won't run away forever. I quite like being here so I think I might have to stick around for a while!
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Post by peterh on Mar 5, 2008 13:09:05 GMT
Pete stop being so [Censored]y..... And please refrain from describing the various toilet habits of fellow chaos members..... Major gross out! I don't mind if it's Gal and her mob or her mop.... If it keeps you at bay then surely neither can be a bad combination! *hmpf* Toilet humor is an important part of Chaos. Ya better get used to the stench - which isn't mine
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Mar 5, 2008 14:45:38 GMT
Konrad, I promise I won't run away! I might hide and then come back again a bit later but I won't run away forever. I quite like being here so I think I might have to stick around for a while! Glad to hear it darling, See they guys and Gal aren't that bad are they?
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Post by badheroine on Mar 5, 2008 21:56:23 GMT
Konrad, you are definately right. Everyone here is definately a giggle and I am really glad I am here now.
Thanks for being such a diamond and looking after me. It's been really sweet of you.
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Post by Galadriel on Mar 5, 2008 22:18:25 GMT
Konrad, you are definately right. Everyone here is definately a giggle and I am really glad I am here now. Thanks for being such a diamond and looking after me. It's been really sweet of you. I see what's going on here, you are thinking of assembling an army for yourself and stealing away my Immortal huh? No way missy, he's under my command for the rest of his life, and that can be a while... ;D
Just messing with yah BH , But the Immortal is mine ;D
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Post by badheroine on Mar 6, 2008 7:59:41 GMT
Gal, I would never try to take the Immortal one away from you. I may ask to borrow his services from time to time if things get a bit too much for me to handle with Pete, but I promise I will bring him straight back to you!
As for assembling an army of my own.... I don't think I have th eleadership qualities that are required of me.... As I have already sated, I will not do anything for anyone unless there are rewards of food or films.... Can't really see me going to war!
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Mar 6, 2008 8:15:10 GMT
That depends BH you seen people in supermarkets on a saturday morning? And as for films there is always play.com
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Post by badheroine on Mar 6, 2008 11:10:54 GMT
Indeed there is always play.com. And as for people in supermarkets on a saturday morning, I have not ever and will not ever be stupid enough to attempt a supermarket on a saturday morning. That is just suicide!
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Mar 6, 2008 11:19:10 GMT
Hmmm... from what I know, Peter loves to roll in the muck at night and sneak into your houses, to land a kiss on your lips, before stealthily taking a shower in your bathroom and cleaning up his trail. So, next time when you've a dream about being kissed by a big, fat juicy pig... well, now you know who! Edit: My recommendation is to install a state-of-the-art pig detector so he can't invade your dreams. Edit again: Btw, I've got a video of PeterH invading my house while I was fast asleep. Not only did he raid my fridge(grrr... my precious food! ), he also tried to open my bedroom door. Thankfully, it was locked from the inside. 'Cos I suspect he'd tried to steal my underwear too.. Did you know? He's a lingerie thief... various reports have stated cases of missing underwear(both male and female) after a pig was sighted in the vicinity of said premises.
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Post by badheroine on Mar 6, 2008 14:38:05 GMT
Surely, being kissed by a big fat juicy pig is more a nightmare than a dream...... And should Pete have the urge to invade my home and my underwear, all I can say is good luck..... He has to get passed my cat who sleeps in my underwear drawer!!!!!!!
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Mar 6, 2008 14:43:19 GMT
Surely, being kissed by a big fat juicy pig is more a nightmare than a dream...... And should Pete have the urge to invade my home and my underwear, all I can say is good luck..... He has to get passed my cat who sleeps in my underwear drawer!!!!!!! Yes, that's why I said it was an invasion of your dream. Yep... make sure your cat is constantly on guard. ;D 'Cos I know he's really stealthy and so forth. I advise equipping your cat with a gas mask so it doesn't get knocked out by any sleeping gas. Best of luck, dear... you'd need all of it against Peter the lingerie maniac! Edit: As for me, the next time I see him... he's fried bacon! That dastardly pig stole some men's underwear and left it in my house. Had it not been for a number of videos from the CCTVs in my house, I'd have been convicted as an underwear thief.
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Post by peterh on Mar 6, 2008 17:49:31 GMT
What did I do to deserve this All I did was say hello to BH and then Kon and gal started going on their anti-peter crusade. You people make me cry!! CRY, I say
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