Post by thebarkingshark on Sept 28, 2005 19:13:46 GMT
Okay, my life has been kinda crazy since that party I had last week. I got really really [Censored]ed up. I started the night slow with two Sam Adams and a couple of shots of Cuervo with my neighbor. Then people started showing up about 9pm and by 10:30 I had another six shots of Jaeger, a Jack and Coke, and three shots of Vodka. By then I was feeling pretty [Censored]ing good!
I then just started making my rounds and talking to all my friends and having a great time. I then went back to the kitchen and said "Do you guys want to see me do something stupid?" I then grabbed a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo and started downing it straight from the bottle. Everyone started cheering and I kept going until less than half the bottle was left. I would have kept going but my friend Chrissy took the bottle away and told everyone not to let me do that. The next thing I remember was that I went outside to my garage to smoke, after that I don't remember much.
The next thing I know I'm laying on my neighbor's grass and everyone just keeps telling me to throw up so I can feel better. I eventually do, but from what I hear I was on that grass for about an hour. I remember a lot of people just coming up to me to see if I'm okay. New people kept showing up to my party and they all kept coming up, but I was so [Censored]ed up that I couldn't even recognize them. One of them was this girl Rachelle, she's a regular at one of the bars I go too. I've been meaning to ask her out since I've had the feeling that she likes me. Well, I found out two days after the party that I did something really embarrassing. We were at the bar on Saturday and I asked her if she made it to the party, she said 'Yeah, don't you remember throwing up on me?" I was so embarrassed! She said she came up to me when I was laying on the grass and tried to help me get up, she said I kept telling her that I was okay and then I threw up on her hands! I told her I was sorry, she just kept telling me it wasn't a big deal and that she kept taking care of me through the night. Needless to say, I bought her quite a few drinks that night. I ended up asking her out and she said yes, we went out last night and had a good time. Just goes to show you guys, the way into a woman's heart is by throwing up on her! Seems to work! ;D
Anyway, I ended up getting laid that night at my party. It wasn't Rachelle, but she doesn't need to know about that.
Peter, a lot of my friends like Jaeger, including me. Sorry to disappoint.
By the way, I asked my friends never to let me drink that much straight from the bottle. I know it was stupid and could have killed me if Chrissy hadn't have taken the bottle away. It also took me out of my party which I hear was pretty [Censored]ing great. There ended up being about 70-80 people there, from what I hear. -SHARK DIGGLER
I then just started making my rounds and talking to all my friends and having a great time. I then went back to the kitchen and said "Do you guys want to see me do something stupid?" I then grabbed a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo and started downing it straight from the bottle. Everyone started cheering and I kept going until less than half the bottle was left. I would have kept going but my friend Chrissy took the bottle away and told everyone not to let me do that. The next thing I remember was that I went outside to my garage to smoke, after that I don't remember much.
The next thing I know I'm laying on my neighbor's grass and everyone just keeps telling me to throw up so I can feel better. I eventually do, but from what I hear I was on that grass for about an hour. I remember a lot of people just coming up to me to see if I'm okay. New people kept showing up to my party and they all kept coming up, but I was so [Censored]ed up that I couldn't even recognize them. One of them was this girl Rachelle, she's a regular at one of the bars I go too. I've been meaning to ask her out since I've had the feeling that she likes me. Well, I found out two days after the party that I did something really embarrassing. We were at the bar on Saturday and I asked her if she made it to the party, she said 'Yeah, don't you remember throwing up on me?" I was so embarrassed! She said she came up to me when I was laying on the grass and tried to help me get up, she said I kept telling her that I was okay and then I threw up on her hands! I told her I was sorry, she just kept telling me it wasn't a big deal and that she kept taking care of me through the night. Needless to say, I bought her quite a few drinks that night. I ended up asking her out and she said yes, we went out last night and had a good time. Just goes to show you guys, the way into a woman's heart is by throwing up on her! Seems to work! ;D
Anyway, I ended up getting laid that night at my party. It wasn't Rachelle, but she doesn't need to know about that.
Peter, a lot of my friends like Jaeger, including me. Sorry to disappoint.
By the way, I asked my friends never to let me drink that much straight from the bottle. I know it was stupid and could have killed me if Chrissy hadn't have taken the bottle away. It also took me out of my party which I hear was pretty [Censored]ing great. There ended up being about 70-80 people there, from what I hear. -SHARK DIGGLER