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Post by dvdavenport on Nov 30, 2005 3:11:19 GMT
Zombies were real? And they were everywhere. What would you do? What would be your plan? Would you get your mum, take care of Philip (sorry Philip), get Liz and head for the pub? Hole up in a military bunker and experiment on them? Live in a high rise, far from the dead? Live in a prison and start society over?
What would you do?
Personally, I'd probably try to make it to a deserted (or fairly so) island, so that I might live out my life in peace and quiet. I'm sure I'd have to wade through a sea of the dead to get to a port to begin with, but I'd probably be okay. No big groups, either. If zombie flicks have taught me anything, it's that the bigger the group, the more likely it is that someone's gonna get bitten.
In case you couldn't tell, I just finished watching Land of the Dead. Lots of fun, there.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Nov 30, 2005 3:20:04 GMT
Head for the Arizona Salt Flats. Zombie + Salt = dead Zombie!
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Post by sps1000 on Nov 30, 2005 4:16:45 GMT
I'd form my own team of testosterone fueled zombie destroyers with such people as the Punisher, Duke Nukem, the Doom Marine, Cartman, The Rock, Batman, and myself. Hey if zombies are real how much of a stretch would it be for other fictional characters to exsist?
Anyhow my team would raid the main zombie stronghold and kill the queen zombie...wait thats if there are aliens. If Zombies were real I would just grab a weapon and foolishly run into a crowd flailing wildly. Then I would suddenly be overcome with a desire for BRAIIINS!!!!
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Post by janggut on Nov 30, 2005 7:10:06 GMT
Head for the Arizona Salt Flats. Zombie + Salt = dead Zombie! somehow u'll only be successful in curing them. cured zombies, not cured of zombieness. ;D
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Nov 30, 2005 8:23:43 GMT
I would hope that I could purchase re-inforced windows and doors for my flat with a security airlock that won't allow anything that is self animated and not alive to enter the door. I would also invest in a full body exo-skeleton for travel to and from my flat. Beyond that, I think I would have to hope that pest control could keep them under control.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Nov 30, 2005 13:59:48 GMT
...Or maybe I'd start a rock salt bullet manufacturing plant...
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Post by dvdavenport on Nov 30, 2005 14:11:09 GMT
somehow u'll only be successful in curing them. cured zombies, not cured of zombieness. ;D Maybe we can jar them and sell them for 1.99 per jar! Nothing like free enterprise. Wait, isn't that what got us here in the first place?
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Post by Tsel on Nov 30, 2005 21:23:01 GMT
I'd whip out a great big magnifying glass and giggle while watching them fry. ;D I might even pull their legs out and stick great big paperclips in their place wondering if that would make them Bionic. ;D Tsel
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Post by tragic on Nov 30, 2005 22:45:51 GMT
Id ask them in for a cup of tea and a chat
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Post by Alrik on Nov 30, 2005 23:05:09 GMT
I'd take a big, big knife and use parts of them a) as weapons b) as food for my dog. (This comes from a loading screen of the RPG game "Pool of Radiance", which depicted walking zombies ... I tried to graphically imagine how it would be if I grabbed a leg or arm of that zombie, take it off the body and used it for something, e.g. for a dog ? I know that dogs like bones. All flesh should be removed first, though. Another thing I imagined was that such dead bodies should be relatively lightweigthed. (Hope this correctly spelled.) So - I could just take an arm, use the movement energy, and swing the carcass around into the next body. I could use it as a shield in an attack, then. Another thought was to remove the head - what would a zombie without a head do ? And what would the head do if I dropped it deep into an ocean. These were thoughts I had when I looked at that loading screen. )
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Post by Alrik on Nov 30, 2005 23:06:11 GMT
P.S. : Interestingly the advertisement banner above just shows now "Zombie movies".
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Post by Elliot Kane on Nov 30, 2005 23:14:23 GMT
I must admit, I love the ad banners on this site. Sometimes they can be really funny, other times they are just oddly appropriate... ;D
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Post by janggut on Dec 1, 2005 5:49:00 GMT
i wonder what joke i missed when it has eBay malaysia ad on as well. oh well... ;D
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Post by peterh on Dec 1, 2005 10:27:49 GMT
Well, I put up with the mindless, moronic zombie-like behaviour of the Cascaders on a daily basis so I don't see the difference, really ;D
Joke aside, I'd probably barricade myself in an apartment and make life (death?) a living hell for those zombies. I hope the rest of Aalborg will follow me and make this the Zombies Stalingrad.
Either that or I'd begin commercial relations with them...Imagine a Brains for Beer program...mm...beer ;D
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Post by Alrik on Dec 1, 2005 11:45:37 GMT
Another method would be to use them as food for crocodiles etc. ... So, that for example animals in a zoo get out of thrir lazyness and re-learn how to catch their prey. "Moving targets" ... (That's the darkest humour I've shown in ages !!! )
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Post by Shan on Dec 1, 2005 14:40:10 GMT
I think I will just hide and let you big brave guys take care of them and make the world all nice and safe again. ;D Shan
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