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Post by LaFille on Feb 8, 2006 3:25:45 GMT
Oh no Shan, I can't take that snow to make snowballs; when we put it in the freezer, it turns to ice, and people never want to play anymore to snowball fights after ( pfff, softies! ). What I need though at the moment is something very original. And useful. But not too much. You know?
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Post by janggut on Feb 8, 2006 8:01:09 GMT
i if recall correctly, Shan has a pair of moonglass in case when the moonshine is too glaring when u drive at night. also a bottle of moon tan which she didn't get to use when she visited Norway during its winter since that's the best time to get a tan at the beach there.
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Post by Shan on Feb 8, 2006 20:33:35 GMT
Oh no Shan, I can't take that snow to make snowballs; when we put it in the freezer, it turns to ice, and people never want to play anymore to snowball fights after ( pfff, softies! ). What I need though at the moment is something very original. And useful. But not too much. You know? But Fille, all you have to do is take them out of the freezer a little while before you want to use them and let them thaw just a little bit. Ah, come on, are you sure you don't won't my bucket of used snow. Really you better hurry before someone else snatches it up. Shan
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Post by Shan on Feb 8, 2006 20:34:51 GMT
i if recall correctly, Shan has a pair of moonglass in case when the moonshine is too glaring when u drive at night. also a bottle of moon tan which she didn't get to use when she visited Norway during its winter since that's the best time to get a tan at the beach there. yeah, jags, you recall correctly and if you go look you will find them still in your closet where you put them after borrowing them and never returning them. shan
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Post by LaFille on Feb 9, 2006 3:24:26 GMT
Hmmm... I'll continue to think about it. If nobody takes the can of used snow until summer, remind me and I should take it greedily then. Look what I discovered when I made some clean up in the granary: a pen with invisible ink and a skunk repulsive! You spray of that repulsive around the yard (or wherever you don't want a skunk to go; it does exactly the same smell than a skunk's splash, so the skunk thinks she's on another one's territory and goes away! So you have no skunk around, as expected; isn't that clever? ;D Hey DragonLord, can we turn your garage sale into a flea market? I'm sure people have a lot of interesting stuff to trade.
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Post by Shan on Feb 9, 2006 4:16:58 GMT
Are you interested in the toothbrush, Jags? I might be willing to trade it to you for the two cement filled tires. Do they ever go flat? The toothbrush is really a good one. It never grows new bristles. Shan
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Post by Shan on Feb 9, 2006 4:23:32 GMT
Hey Fille, if you wait to summer, the used bucket of snow will be gone. You better snatch it up while you can. Anybody interested in a Spaghetti Tree. It grows the most delicious spaghetti noodles and the good thing is it produces all year round. The girls were outside playing around it about a month ago and knocked one of the noodles off. Well, we didn't think anything about it, but now we have a baby Spaghetti Tree and I would really like to find it a good home with someone who loves spaghetti noodles. Oh, and it already has tiny little noodles growing from the branches. Shan
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Feb 9, 2006 22:40:02 GMT
Hey DragonLord, can we turn your garage sale into a flea market? I'm sure people have a lot of interesting stuff to trade. Sure, just set up a table
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Post by Shan on Feb 10, 2006 5:05:17 GMT
Ooooooooo, a flea market. What kind of fleas are you going to be selling? Do they do tricks like they do at the flea circus? ;D Shan
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Post by Galadriel on Feb 10, 2006 20:18:17 GMT
Look what I discovered when I made some clean up in the granary: a pen with invisible ink and a skunk repulsive! You spray of that repulsive around the yard (or wherever you don't want a skunk to go; it does exactly the same smell than a skunk's splash, so the skunk thinks she's on another one's territory and goes away! So you have no skunk around, as expected; isn't that clever? ;D Hey, what a clever idea! The only downside to it is, that your garden smells as bad as when a skunk passed by, but what the heck, it does work! I will get me that pen, I still haven't got a present for Janggut, he will be mighty glad with that gift! ;D I will set a table up next to yours Fille, I have also some stuff for sale, from my moving and all. Look what we have here, elephantglasses, they really do the trick you know, after wearing them for a few weeks, your eyes are back to perfect again. Ever saw an elephant with glasses? And here, the Santa-Pants, excellent for grocery shopping, it even has a list for babynames, ain't that cute? ;D
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Post by LaFille on Feb 11, 2006 4:36:34 GMT
Oh yay! *sets up a table between Gal and DragonLord's* Shan, you would be interested in circus fleas? Wait a minute, I'll check where Abbie's at with hers; I think she will be glad so get ri... erm, provide you of her fleas. Why don't you set up a table with us? Usually, those who have growing up children always have tons of stuff to sell, give or get rid off. Gal, here is the pen. What do you offer in exchange? I won't take the elephant glasses, as it will be too heavy to be held by my ears and nose, and I won't be able to pass doorways with that in the face (hehe, not because I wouldn't see them, no). As for the Santa pants, I already have one for every day of the week, plus one for special occasions. Here is some more stuff I found and want to put for sale! I have Special Effect Make Up - Dirt; that makes you look exactly as if you were really dirty. It's a bit hard to wash though. I also have that amazing little device: the Super Duper Dancer Pro 2000; you put the electrodes on your leg muscles, hang the emitter-receptor at your waist, and you turn into a great dancer! The secret of this is that is sends electric impulses via the electrodes according to the beat of the music as well as the intensity and loudness of the music. It turns a bit dangerous for people around at some point though, so you better not use that in a rave, live show or in a construction area. And don't forget to turn it off before driving; just a friendly advice. Finally, I have that magnetic purse. You'll never lose your keys anymore with that; in addition, it tends to gather plenty of attracted gizmos, and once I was even lucky enough that it had even caught a set of key for a Porsche Carrera! That purse is a great tool to meet interesting males (and muscle your arms).
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Post by peterh on Feb 14, 2006 22:22:57 GMT
I got two gallons of humor for sale..
and seriously, most you people could use some ;D
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