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Post by Hildor on Aug 1, 2008 10:08:01 GMT
Your computer if you keep it turned on while there's a thunderstorm going on!
What do the grooves in car tyres eat?
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Post by Galadriel on Aug 1, 2008 15:47:19 GMT
All kinds of dirty stuff that lies on the tarmac
What do cowards eat?
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Post by cleglaw on Aug 2, 2008 4:33:42 GMT
The innards of cows.
What do potato lovers eat when there are no potatoes?
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Post by LaFille on Aug 2, 2008 23:55:09 GMT
Rice. Or turnip, but given the choice...
What do Jackalopes eat?
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Post by cleglaw on Aug 3, 2008 3:02:09 GMT
They ate the potatoes.
What do the Flemish eat?
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Aug 3, 2008 4:26:00 GMT
You want me to say phlegm, or worse yet, snot. Well, I'm not going to. The Flemish eat mucus.
What do drunken sailors eat earl-ie int he morning?
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Post by LaFille on Aug 4, 2008 2:27:48 GMT
Crow, thinking about the many times they sworn it would be the last one.
What do clams eat?
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Post by Hildor on Aug 4, 2008 10:09:08 GMT
Plankton I guess.
What do sandwitches (not sandwiches) ?
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Post by LaFille on Aug 5, 2008 2:34:02 GMT
They eat very fresh sushi's. What do carnivorous vegetarians eat?
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Post by killerzzz on Aug 5, 2008 6:08:04 GMT
Venus Fly Traps. What does 7 eat? Killerzzz
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Aug 5, 2008 9:42:51 GMT
Good answer, killerzzz!
7's (Sergeants) can eat 8's (Miners), 9's (Scouts) or S's (Spies).
What does a stand-up comedian eat?
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Post by Hildor on Aug 5, 2008 10:03:30 GMT
Sometimes they eat their microphone. When beatboxing is part of the show for example.
What does the internet connection socket eat?
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Post by LaFille on Aug 6, 2008 23:57:22 GMT
Modem plugs. What does the internet eat?
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Aug 7, 2008 23:14:39 GMT
Anything, everything, even things that should never be eaten. Worse than that, it regurgitates it all on a daily basis...
What does a foetus (unborn child) eat?
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Post by LaFille on Aug 8, 2008 2:48:27 GMT
Its mother's resources!! What does a swimmer in the desert eat?
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Post by Hildor on Aug 8, 2008 10:06:36 GMT
If there are some, he'd best eat cactusses since they contain a lot of water.
What does this freakin rain that won't stop eat?
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Aug 8, 2008 10:17:35 GMT
Weekends.
What does your shadow eat?
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Post by LaFille on Aug 10, 2008 3:02:56 GMT
Light's place. What does a foot eat?
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Post by cleglaw on Aug 10, 2008 4:35:19 GMT
Hans. What does a black hole eat?
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Post by Hildor on Aug 10, 2008 11:43:27 GMT
Light.
What does a question mark eat ?
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