The last poster is the wittiest,

[peterh]

The real question is what taste better - the chicken or the egg?

[cleglaw]

What is a Sonar Egg?

[Nero the Glorious]

Sept 15, 2008 13:10:10 GMT peterh said:

The real question is what taste better - the chicken or the egg?

A chicken sandwich with a fried egg on it...oooh that sounds good, I need breakfast!

[rhiian]

O-o just read Nerojb's watsits as "Raping Idealist" and not "raging IDealist"
O___O i creep myself out

[Elliot Kane]

That's OK, Rhiian, I think you just creeped everyone else out, too!

[peterh]

This ought to disqualify rhiian from winning this thread! Who's with me!? ;D

[cleglaw]

Who have you charmed today?

[rhiian]

^ (; everyone


lmao i am not being disqualified.
i delivered that misreading with a balloon full of wit




... went down like a house on fire

[peterh]

You'll never win anyway rhiian. You're a snooze fest

[rhiian]

Oh I SO will win.


anyway how many of you get asked to go to this ICT discovery day and be one of 5 from the ENTIRE school?
only the best people could go
we made a "website" but it was pretty crap tbh
i wanted to do the animating but had to do the website
[/life story]

[Nero the Glorious]

I should just post and then lock this thread...I would totally be the winner until another mod undid it...

[Elliot Kane]

Yeah, but you'd need global mod powers for that, Nero! Never mind, eh? ;D

[Lews]

no me

[cleglaw]

A chicken and an egg sat in bed smoking a cigarette. The chicken said, "I guess that answers the age old question."

[rhiian]

^ thats not witty
just disturbing.... O.o

did u know more people are killed by donkeys every year than by plane crashes?

[cleglaw]

Sept 18, 2008 16:19:27 GMT rhiian said:

^ thats not witty
just disturbing.... O.o

did u know more people are killed by donkeys every year than by plane crashes?

"I saw this statement on the internet that "More People are killed by donkeys that in airline crashes each year. Now my spouse doesn't want me to get a donkey! Is this true? Help!"

NO, this statement has been plagueing us for several years now. It first appeared somewhere as a "factoid", but it, along with several others on that list, is TOTALLY FALSE. (We now hear that the National Geographic channel is using it in a commercial!) Until recently, we had absolutely NO IDEA where they got the so -called fact to base this rumor on. We have now found out that it was spawned due to the numbers of auto accidents caused by loose donkeys in Mexico and the Middle East! We often hear of people being INJURED by their donkeys, but can't yet name one case where someone in the USA was killed by a donkey-and there have certainly been hundreds of people killed each year in plane crashes. You'd think that several hundred people killed by donkeys each year would be publicized better somewhere OTHER than a "factoid sheet". People contact the ADMS for all sorts of reasons, but having searched the archives, we cannot find any notices of members or people killed by a donkey. (In Nov 2005 we found one headline of a man in Egypt being killed by his donkey - he had beaten the animal and it savaged him.) In truth more people are bitten by their family dog! Being killed in an auto collision with a loose donkey is not being killed by a donkey - it's being killed in an auto collision, which happened to involve a donkey. Help us to dispell this awful rumor-mill factoid - it's not true, it's bunk, treat it as such. Please don't let this statement stop you from getting a donkey or any other animal if you wish to own one!

www.lovelongears.com/faq.html

[Elliot Kane]

You'll never beat it, Cleg. the Donkey Dilemma is simply more interesting than the truth ;D

[cleglaw]

I am so sorry Rhiian. I had no idea that you were kicked to death by a donkey. My profound apologies.

[peterh]

I should so win this thread based on the staggering amount of fan mail I get from you guys. Why, just tonight rhiian sent a glowing letter of admiration while also attaching pics and phone numbers for her hot mid 20ies sister and her female friends!!

You can take the above statement as either a sign of my enormous popularity or my incredible wit!

[Elliot Kane]

Well, it certainly made ME laugh, Peter! ;D