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Post by killerzzz on Oct 10, 2008 6:12:11 GMT
I apologized to a tree the other day. :0
Killerzzz
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Post by Elliot Kane on Oct 10, 2008 8:29:42 GMT
I hope it was graceful enough to accept your apology! ;D
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Post by peterh on Oct 10, 2008 13:18:28 GMT
I'm sure the tree asked killerzzz to leaf and never come back  |
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Post by Hildor on Oct 10, 2008 13:36:19 GMT
So what did you do? Were you hitting it? Or hitting on it? ;D
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Post by peterh on Oct 10, 2008 13:44:18 GMT
killerzzz merely tried to take the term "tree hugger" to the next level!!  |
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 10, 2008 21:57:23 GMT
How drunk were you Killerzzz? But at least a tree is a living thing, try asking a light pole to dance 
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Post by peterh on Oct 10, 2008 22:32:22 GMT
How drunk were you Killerzzz? But at least a tree is a living thing, try asking a light pole to dance I suspect you misunderstood "pole dancing" there, gal |
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Post by killerzzz on Oct 11, 2008 6:55:17 GMT
So what did you do? Were you hitting it? Or hitting on it? ;D I hit it with a lawmower a few years ago, and it skinned the bark on one spot. Its still got the scarring. I was cutting the lawn again a few days ago, and as I passed, I said, "Sorry 'bout that." ;D I took its silence for acceptance.  How drunk were you Killerzzz? But at least a tree is a living thing, try asking a light pole to dance Well, that would sure be awkward! What did the pole think of this? ;D Also, I do not drink! Its just that when I'm tired, its like I'm drunk. I get a little loopy, think everything is funny, and do/say silly things. Killerzzz |
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Post by LaFille on Oct 11, 2008 19:03:40 GMT
I apologized to my reflection after crashing into a mirror once; looks simiilar. |
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Post by rhiian on Oct 12, 2008 10:12:29 GMT
;D i said sorry to a manikan in textiles once. to make things worse i thought it was my best friend... she werent too happy that i thought she looked like a headless, naked, plastic man edit: oh once i also asked a teacher if they were pregnant... they said they werent and it was always nice to know what people thought of their figure. HOWEVER a week later she announced she was expecting.  |
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 12, 2008 18:23:18 GMT
I apologized to my reflection after crashing into a mirror once; looks simiilar.
How many times does it happen to you that you want to give a witty reply in a convo at work but you trip over your words or it comes out totally different then it sounded in your head? I tend to stutter in those cases  |
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Post by Alrik on Oct 12, 2008 19:58:57 GMT
Well done, killerzzzzzzzzz, that you apologized for that. Maybe you will now be spared in the world domination process of the plants. |
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Post by LaFille on Oct 14, 2008 2:24:03 GMT
I can imagine that you looked behind you to see if someone saw you? ;D
How many times does it happen to you that you want to give a witty reply in a convo at work but you trip over your words or it comes out totally different then it sounded in your head? I tend to stutter in those cases Yeah, first thing to do after putting the hand on where it hurts is to find out how much pride will. ;D Trying to make a joke that nobody understands (or worse, understand but find lame) ranges in the awkward comments too...  |
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 14, 2008 4:47:45 GMT
Trying to make a joke that nobody understands (or worse, understand but find lame) ranges in the awkward comments too... 
Or when there is a moment where you think it would be soo funny to imitate a scene from Achmed the dead terrorist, or from a famous comedy as a reply to someone else and they never saw that scene |
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 14, 2008 4:51:27 GMT
I once entered the smoking room at work (before I quitted smoking that is)  and it was all quiet at the table...
Funny me: "Did someone die here today?"
Not so funny collegue: "Yes, one of our retired collegues..."
YIKES!
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Oct 14, 2008 4:54:44 GMT
Yikes... here, too. Talk about uncanny. |
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 14, 2008 5:00:50 GMT
I seem to have a talent for these things actually.
One time I saw an old friend back, last I heard from someone else was that she was pregnant. So I see her and I notice a belly so I asked her how long before the baby came, because -I added- it was about time that baby came out....
She gave birth to a healthy baby girl two months before I talked to her that day
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Oct 14, 2008 6:06:53 GMT
My ex-girlfriend was rather large. One night we went to buy fish from a local shop we'd never been to before. We arrived around closing time, but the staff were very helpful and helped us select a fish and filleted it for us. We were highly impressed by the service!
Then he asked my girlfriend when she was due...
There was a couple of angry glares from us and we never returned.
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 14, 2008 16:00:35 GMT
My ex-girlfriend was rather large. One night we went to buy fish from a local shop we'd never been to before. We arrived around closing time, but the staff were very helpful and helped us select a fish and filleted it for us. We were highly impressed by the service! Then he asked my girlfriend when she was due... There was a couple of angry glares from us and we never returned. |
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Post by killerzzz on Oct 16, 2008 0:06:16 GMT
Yikes indeed guys! Those are some awkward moments if I ever heard one! Now, time for me to be awkward. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- I purposely ran over the same dog several times. :0 Killerzzz P.S.: Trust me. |
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and it was all quiet at the table...
