Post by Tsel on Oct 6, 2006 12:49:54 GMT
When hinges creek in door less chambers.
And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls
Whenever candle lights flicker
Where the air is deathly still
That is the time when ghosts are present
Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight
Welcome foolish mortals
To the haunted mansion
I am your host
Your ghost host
Kindly step all the way in please
And make room for everyone
There’s no turning back now
Our tour begins here in this gallery
Where you see paintings
Of some of our guests
As they appeared in their
Corruptible, mortal state
Your cadaverous pallor
Betrays an aura of foreboding
Almost as if you sense
A disquieting metamorphosis
Is this haunted room actually stretching
Or is it your imagination
And consider this dismaying observation
This chamber has no windows and no doors
Which offers you this chilling challenge
To find, a way out! (muaah-ha-ha!)
Of course, there’s always my way (R.I.P)
Oh, I didn’t mean to frighten you prematurely
The real chills come later
Now, as they say, look alive
And we’ll continue our little tour
And lets all stay together, please
There are several prominent ghosts
Who have retired here
From creepy old crypts
All over the world
Actually we have
Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine
Happy haunts here
But there’s room for a Thousand
Any volunteers (muaah-ha-ha-haaaa)
If you insist on lagging behind
You may not need to volunteer
The carriage that will carry you
Into the moldering sanctum
Of the spirit world
Will accommodate you
And One or Two loved ones
Kindly watch your step as you board, please
We spirits haunt our best
In gloomy darkness
So remember…
No flash pictures, please
And now, a carriage approaches
To take you into the boundless realm
Of the supernatural
Take your, loved ones, by the hand…, please
And kindly watch your step
Oh, yes.., and No flash pictures, please
We spirits are frightfully sensitive
To bright lights
Do not pull down on the safety bar, please
I will lower it for you
And heed this warning
The spirits will materialize
Only if you remain quietly seated
At all times
We find it delightfully unlivable here
In this ghostly retreat
Every room has wall to wall creeps
And hot and cold running chills
Shhhhssss, listen
(AAAHHH, AAHHH, Let me out! LET ME OUT!!!)
(SCREEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
All of our ghosts
Have been dieing to meet you
This one can hardly contain himself (mu-hum-hum-hummm)
(AAAHHH, AAHHH, Let me out! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!)
Unfortunately,
They all seem to have trouble, getting through
Hurry back, hurry back
Be sure to bring your death certificate
If you should decide to join us
Make final arrangements now
We've been dying (muu-hum-hum) to have you
Now I will raise the safety bar
Kindly watch your step, please
Watch your step
If you would like to join our jamboree
There's a simple rule that's compulsory
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in peace, the haunting’s free
So, hurry back, we would like your company
(SCREEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
(MUAAAHHH-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!)
This is my way of creating a
Happy Halloween
Thread
I celebrate Halloween as a way to pay homage to the Movie and Music Industries for all of the great and not so great thriller/creature/horror movies and songs they’ve made throughout all these years; as well as hand out safe to eat candy for the kiddies.
Feel free to post boys and ghouls
And strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls
Whenever candle lights flicker
Where the air is deathly still
That is the time when ghosts are present
Practicing their terror with ghoulish delight
Welcome foolish mortals
To the haunted mansion
I am your host
Your ghost host
Kindly step all the way in please
And make room for everyone
There’s no turning back now
Our tour begins here in this gallery
Where you see paintings
Of some of our guests
As they appeared in their
Corruptible, mortal state
Your cadaverous pallor
Betrays an aura of foreboding
Almost as if you sense
A disquieting metamorphosis
Is this haunted room actually stretching
Or is it your imagination
And consider this dismaying observation
This chamber has no windows and no doors
Which offers you this chilling challenge
To find, a way out! (muaah-ha-ha!)
Of course, there’s always my way (R.I.P)
Oh, I didn’t mean to frighten you prematurely
The real chills come later
Now, as they say, look alive
And we’ll continue our little tour
And lets all stay together, please
There are several prominent ghosts
Who have retired here
From creepy old crypts
All over the world
Actually we have
Nine Hundred and Ninety-Nine
Happy haunts here
But there’s room for a Thousand
Any volunteers (muaah-ha-ha-haaaa)
If you insist on lagging behind
You may not need to volunteer
The carriage that will carry you
Into the moldering sanctum
Of the spirit world
Will accommodate you
And One or Two loved ones
Kindly watch your step as you board, please
We spirits haunt our best
In gloomy darkness
So remember…
No flash pictures, please
And now, a carriage approaches
To take you into the boundless realm
Of the supernatural
Take your, loved ones, by the hand…, please
And kindly watch your step
Oh, yes.., and No flash pictures, please
We spirits are frightfully sensitive
To bright lights
Do not pull down on the safety bar, please
I will lower it for you
And heed this warning
The spirits will materialize
Only if you remain quietly seated
At all times
We find it delightfully unlivable here
In this ghostly retreat
Every room has wall to wall creeps
And hot and cold running chills
Shhhhssss, listen
(AAAHHH, AAHHH, Let me out! LET ME OUT!!!)
(SCREEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
All of our ghosts
Have been dieing to meet you
This one can hardly contain himself (mu-hum-hum-hummm)
(AAAHHH, AAHHH, Let me out! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!)
Unfortunately,
They all seem to have trouble, getting through
Hurry back, hurry back
Be sure to bring your death certificate
If you should decide to join us
Make final arrangements now
We've been dying (muu-hum-hum) to have you
Now I will raise the safety bar
Kindly watch your step, please
Watch your step
If you would like to join our jamboree
There's a simple rule that's compulsory
Mortals pay a token fee
Rest in peace, the haunting’s free
So, hurry back, we would like your company
(SCREEEEAAAAMMMMM!!!!!!!!)
(MUAAAHHH-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!!)
This is my way of creating a
Happy Halloween
Thread
I celebrate Halloween as a way to pay homage to the Movie and Music Industries for all of the great and not so great thriller/creature/horror movies and songs they’ve made throughout all these years; as well as hand out safe to eat candy for the kiddies.
Feel free to post boys and ghouls
