our finish friends may soon need too text to pee

[Dark Phoenix Rising]

Of course there could be some problems

[Elliot Kane]

WoW! That's one of the dumbest things I've ever seen! Great find, DPR!

Bit harsh on those Finns who don't have mobiles...

[Hand-E-Food]

Can I borrow your phone? I need to pee.

[cleglaw]

Kai Nikulainen's cell phone battery went dead when he was on the toilet on January 28. According to his wife he has not been seen since, and is believed to be trapped inside the toilet. Rescue attempts have proven to be fruitless as the SMS Lock System is programmed to open a toilet door only after the previous user has exited.

[Elliot Kane]

There's no emergency access code?!? Not too bright an idea that, is it...

[cleglaw]

When I put something in quotes without providing a source, be very careful.

[cleglaw]

Consider the lyrics to this old song.

From The Kingston Trio at Large


Spoken:
These are the times that try men's souls. In the course of our nation's history, the people of Boston have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen. The Metropolitan Transit Authority, better known as the M.T.A., is attempting to levy a burdensome tax on the population in the form of a subway fare increase. Citizens, hear me out! This could happen to you!

(Eight bar guitar, banjo introduction)

Well, let me tell you of the story of a man named Charley
on a tragic and fateful day.
He put ten cents in his pocket, kissed his wife and family,
went to ride on the M.T.A.

Chorus:
Well, did he ever return? No, he never returned and
his fate is still unknown.
(What a pity! Poor ole Charlie. Shame and scandal.
He may ride forever. Just like Paul Revere.)
He may ride forever 'neath the streets of Boston.
He's the man who never returned.

Charlie handed in his dime at the Kendall Square Station
and he changed for Jamaica Plain.
When he got there the conductor told him, "One more nickel."
Charlie couldn't get off of that train.
(Chorus)
Now, all night long Charlie rides through the station,
crying, "What will become of me?!!
How can I afford to see my sister in Chelsea
or my cousin in Roxbury?"
(Chorus)
Charlie's wife goes down to the Sculley Square Station
every day at quarter past two,
And through the open window she hands Charlie a sandwich
as the train comes rumblin' through.
(Chorus)
Now, you citizens of Boston, don't you think it's a scandal
how the people have to pay and pay?
Fight the fare increase! Vote for George O'Brien!
Get poor Charlie off the M. T. A.
(Chorus)
He's the man who never returned.
He's the man who never returned.
Ain't you Charlie?

[Elliot Kane]

Well, it sounded in line with the overall cleverness of the rest of the idea, Cleg... ;D

[Galadriel]

Crazy people those Finns

[Alrik]

I read about it as well.

Sounds at least creative to me.

[The Sonar Chicken]

And uhm... what if the system fails and stops accepting SMS? I can imagine tons of people fleeing to borrow the restrooms in various apartments, instead.