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Post by killerzzz on Sept 23, 2008 5:02:30 GMT
Lets make some up.  Unfunny, lame, or in bad humour.  Hmmmm.... On the spot? A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc I'm blind!" His doctor says, "Luke, you don't have powers, take that helmet off." Bada-tsshhhh. : / Why did the chicken cross the road? Vengeance... Bada-tsshhhh. : / A priest, a farmer, and a rock star walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be?" "Three cold beers please." ... Bada-tsshhhh. : / A priest and a farmer carry a rock star into a bar. The bartender says "What'll it be?" "Two cold beers, please. And do you have a star-shaped box for this rock?" Bada-tsshhhh. : / (at the house of Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey) Knock, knock. Who's there? The Other. The Other, who? No, he's dead. Bada-whomp... Wow, those were all horrid. Your turn! ;D Killerzzz |
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Sept 23, 2008 9:13:52 GMT
A Dawaf walks under a bar...
What did the mexican put on his head... A sombreo...
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Post by killerzzz on Sept 25, 2008 9:56:16 GMT
Thats the spirit! ;D What do you call a banana with icecream and chocolate syrup, with the possibility of fruity toppings and whipped cream? A banana split.  What do you call a 'taco' in Spanish? A taco. Whats the difference between a golden lab and a yellow lab? Not much. O-O Killerzzz |
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Post by cleglaw on Sept 25, 2008 11:28:10 GMT
Un taco.
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Post by killerzzz on Sept 25, 2008 23:00:25 GMT
 Why did the cleglaw cross the road? To correct the killerzzz's spanish. ;D Killerzzz
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Sept 25, 2008 23:36:05 GMT
Not made up:
What's green fuzzy has six legs and could kill you if it fell from a tree?
A pool table.
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Post by cleglaw on Sept 26, 2008 1:04:07 GMT
Why did the cleglaw cross the road? To correct the killerzzz's spanish. ;D Killerzzz I understand now why I have been crossing the road all these years. |
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Sept 26, 2008 3:33:00 GMT
Why did the cleglaw cross the road? To correct the killerzzz's spanish. ;D Killerzzz I understand now why I have been crossing the road all these years. ROFL!  |
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Post by Galadriel on Sept 26, 2008 8:48:15 GMT
Stolen from Jeff Dunham and Achmed...
"2 jews walk in a bar..."
"No no!"
"What, you don't let Jews in your bar? Your racist b*st*rd!"
"How do you confuse a lesbian/gay?"
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Don't worry, I fell for it too ;D
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Sept 26, 2008 13:26:42 GMT
Stolen from Jeff Dunham and Achmed...
"2 jews walk in a bar..."
"No no!"
"What, you don't let Jews in your bar? Your racist b*st*rd!"
"How do you confuse a lesbian/gay?"
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Don't worry, I fell for it too ;D Huh? Seven? I don't get it. |
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Post by Galadriel on Sept 26, 2008 14:46:06 GMT
Stolen from Jeff Dunham and Achmed...
"2 jews walk in a bar..."
"No no!"
"What, you don't let Jews in your bar? Your racist b*st*rd!"
"How do you confuse a lesbian/gay?"
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Don't worry, I fell for it too ;D Huh? Seven? I don't get it. |
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Post by cleglaw on Sept 26, 2008 14:52:32 GMT
A day without sunshine is like night.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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Post by killerzzz on Sept 28, 2008 4:57:28 GMT
Hahaha! Nice one, Gal! ;D What do you call a laptop with no battery, and many external attachments? A desktop. Killerzzz |
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Post by Galadriel on Oct 16, 2008 5:07:43 GMT
How do you call a fly without wings?
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a walk...  ;D
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What do you do after you accidentally drove over your mother in law?
Put the car in reverse and try again!
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What do you do if you've hit your ex-husband/wife?
Make a u-turn and do it again, before he/she gets up!
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