Jokes about the EU

[Elliot Kane]

Because if anything ever deserved its own topic... ;D

I have a great one to start off:

[Glance A'Lot]

The UK Government in its infinite wisdom considers adjusting traffic with the neighbours driving on the right - but they don't really know how to implement that.

So they ask the French, who say "Oh, this is difficult - ask the Germans, they are very orderly and reglemented, they will know!"

The Germans however say, "This is not just a change, this is a reform! You know what, ask the Roumanians - there one reform chases the next since they joined the EU."

So the Brits ask the Roumanians and get the following answer:
"This can't be done at once, this must be done step by step - we recommend that for the first six months you only let the trucks drive on the right side."

[Glance A'Lot]

EU-regulations are enacted in Brussels, in France they are read, in Italy trashed and adhered to in Germany...