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Post by Hildor on Nov 15, 2009 12:52:09 GMT
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? What does lingerie have to do with love? It makes the love more...interesting ;D
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Post by killerzzz on Nov 16, 2009 4:56:38 GMT
Love is blind, but the body sees. Killerzzz
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Post by badheroine on Nov 16, 2009 8:01:48 GMT
@ The Doctor: The woman on the right side looks like she underwent surgery that went wrong, anything do you with your singing while operating? ;D You know it probably was the singing surgeon!!! Paying too much attention to hitting the right notes rather than liposuction!
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Post by badheroine on Nov 16, 2009 8:06:11 GMT
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY If someone with multiple personalities tries to commit suicide, is it classified as a hostage situation?
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Post by janggut on Nov 16, 2009 10:14:49 GMT
it's all in the mind.
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Post by twoheadedragon on Nov 16, 2009 10:26:39 GMT
It's only a hostage situation for the person attempting suicide, to everyone else it's suicide. Like Jang said, it's all in the mind. @ The Doctor: The woman on the right side looks like she underwent surgery that went wrong, anything do you with your singing while operating? ;D You know it probably was the singing surgeon!!! Paying too much attention to hitting the right notes rather than liposuction! EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! *pictures The Doctor holding the scalpel* "Walk on, WALK ON... WITH HOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEE-" *suddenly he looks down, and realizes he accidentally did something horrible.* (not a pretty picture, but funny if you focus on him and not the victim patient)
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Post by Hildor on Nov 17, 2009 6:58:19 GMT
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY If someone with multiple personalities tries to commit suicide, is it classified as a hostage situation? One personality dies in that case and the other one is free!...with a a gunwound in its head. (The spoiler tags are used seriously now, reference to a movie) Watch Fight Club for a reference ;D
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Post by killerzzz on Nov 17, 2009 18:10:16 GMT
Not really. If they commit suicide its murder, because they aren't making demands or holding the other personality for other gains. Killerzzz
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Post by twoheadedragon on Nov 19, 2009 8:54:48 GMT
LOL, something just reminded me of one part in the movie "Blazing Saddles" : The newly-elected black sheriff rides into town, and gets up on the podium to make his speech. Immediately, he has all the townspeople pointing guns at him! So to get away, he points his gun at himself and makes a really gruff voice "nobody moves, or the *[bad word for black guy]* gets it!" He then says in a soft voice "no, PLEASE! Don't hurt me!" He acts exactly as if though another guy is pulling him away, so then gets gets pulled away by his gruff-voiced self into the sheriffs office, and shuts the door quickly before anyone can realize what he just did. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Who let the dogs out?
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Nov 19, 2009 8:57:56 GMT
My head is totally groovy... yeeha! ;D
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Post by LaFille on Nov 20, 2009 0:11:54 GMT
That's what exposition to too much toxic keyboard residues do for ya.
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Nov 20, 2009 3:11:24 GMT
It's raining mud...
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Post by LaFille on Nov 21, 2009 18:37:10 GMT
It would hurt more if it was raining mugs.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Nov 21, 2009 19:37:34 GMT
I figure some of our boardies might prefer this kinda rain... ;D
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Post by killerzzz on Nov 21, 2009 21:12:28 GMT
Though it has been much speculated upon, we needed proof. So, for years, we did tests, asked around, researched every known source and found even more. When asked, he would only say "Well, heh, yeah I guess I could have." Ambiguous to say the least. Then, the footage, backed up by DNA samples and astrological data, as well as predictions made by ancient texts, gave us our answer. We were finally finished, after all that time, and now, today, we can say with certainty to the whole world that: YES, Chuck Norris did indeed let the dogs out.
Killerzzz
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Post by twoheadedragon on Nov 23, 2009 4:47:01 GMT
Though it has been much speculated upon, we needed proof. So, for years, we did tests, asked around, researched every known source and found even more. When asked, he would only say "Well, heh, yeah I guess I could have." Ambiguous to say the least. Then, the footage, backed up by DNA samples and astrological data, as well as predictions made by ancient texts, gave us our answer. We were finally finished, after all that time, and now, today, we can say with certainty to the whole world that: YES, Chuck Norris did indeed let the dogs out. Killerzzz Yes, 100% SPOT ON!!! *** THOUGHT OF THE DAY: Where is everybody?
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Post by LaFille on Nov 24, 2009 4:59:52 GMT
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Post by Elliot Kane on Nov 24, 2009 5:04:49 GMT
The really scary thing is... I kinda think Fille just persuaded me to vote for Nobody... ;D
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Nov 24, 2009 5:53:48 GMT
No matter, nobody never wins...
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Post by killerzzz on Nov 24, 2009 22:14:56 GMT
"I see nobody on the road" "I only wish I had such eyes. To be able to see Nobody, and at that distance too!" "I see somebody now! But he's coming very slowly..."
"Who did you pass on the road?" "Nobody." "Quit right, this young lady saw him too. So of course Nobody walks slower than you." "I do my best. I'm sure nobody walks much faster than I do!" "He can't do that, or else he'd have been here first."
Love this scene. ;D
Killerzzz
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