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Post by killerzzz on Mar 31, 2010 23:14:51 GMT
Today, the Prime Minister announced that Canada is declaring smore on England.
Half of the country is in an uproar, and there is a debate on the morality of the issue.
One question that occurs over and over: where are we to find sufficient marshmallows, gram crackers, and chocolate to support a smore of this magnitude?
I'm not sure what to think guys. I'm just flabbergasted.
What do you think of this situation?
How should England react? What should Canada's next move be?
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Post by peterh on Mar 31, 2010 23:17:38 GMT
I am baffled.
The ethical ramifications of a nationwide smore is worrying to say the least and just think what it will do to the enviroment!
Death to the smores, I say. DEATH!
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Post by killerzzz on Mar 31, 2010 23:31:23 GMT
I for one am completely against this unjustified uncalled-for smore.
I'm going to join those who think like me in the riots that are taking place all over the country.
We'll give the the government their [Censored]ing smores. We'll suffocate them with their own sugary madness!
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Post by Flix on Mar 31, 2010 23:35:17 GMT
Most people don't realize that already in the US, several states have begun their own Smorist movements because they are dissatisfied with the government's handling of the nationwide sugar crash....
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 1, 2010 0:06:40 GMT
is it politically anatomically correct to demand more smore?
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Post by peterh on Apr 1, 2010 0:09:21 GMT
At this rate England will be a smorgasbord within hours  |
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Post by killerzzz on Apr 1, 2010 0:10:40 GMT
is it politically anatomically correct to demand more smore? Neither! Don't be a smoremonger! >: O |
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Post by Hand-E-Food on Apr 1, 2010 0:11:07 GMT
I still don't know what Smore is...
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 1, 2010 0:13:58 GMT
I still don't know what Smore is... A s'more is a traditional nighttime campfire treat popular in the United States and Canada, consisting of a roasted marshmallow and a layer of chocolate sandwiched between two pieces of graham cracker. Can't go wrong with more smore I'd say!! |
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Post by killerzzz on Apr 1, 2010 0:15:33 GMT
This is the weapon of sweetness the government is pushing on England.  Look. LOOK at this. This is the face of smore. This is what smores do to the innocent children. I can hardly look, its so horrible.  The delicious gooeyness just has to end. For their sakes, at least! |
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Post by Hildor on Apr 1, 2010 0:16:47 GMT
Morality is just another ethic. Here in England it is government mixed with culture.
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Post by Flix on Apr 1, 2010 0:22:19 GMT
It's obviously part of the awful "politically correct" movement - the smore represents the mashing together of various races - the white marshmallow forced to live alongside and be smushed by the dark chocolate that always steals his tv and the...yellowish brown gold graham cracker that won't learn his marshmallow language
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Post by Gay Titan on Apr 1, 2010 17:37:23 GMT
is it politically anatomically correct to demand more smore? Is that a smore in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
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Post by Alrik on Apr 1, 2010 19:46:01 GMT
Smore ? Was it invented by the Swedish Chef of the Muppets ?
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