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Post by Elliot Kane on Aug 6, 2007 14:54:11 GMT
What do you think are the headlines that will never be featured in any newspaper anywhere?
Stuff like:
"Paris Most Intelligent Person In US"
or:
"Peter Discovered Sober"
Go for it! ;D
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Post by peterh on Aug 6, 2007 17:21:11 GMT
"Elliot Kane confesses his love of goats"
Face it, he'll never come clean with this!
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Aug 6, 2007 17:37:33 GMT
 Bush declares: I Am A[Censored] |
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Post by Ubereil on Aug 6, 2007 17:38:51 GMT
"Terrordar converts to Islam."
Übereil
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Post by peterh on Aug 6, 2007 18:00:59 GMT
Ubereil voted "most knowledgable in the field of geography"  |
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Post by peterh on Aug 6, 2007 19:47:31 GMT
PeterH becomes an admin... Oh, my poor crushed dreams  |
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Post by rockergrl on Aug 6, 2007 19:49:33 GMT
"Lindsay Lohan Voted Best Role Model"
"Jonas Brothers Take Over The World" <---better never see that! lol!
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Post by killerzzz on Aug 7, 2007 3:12:25 GMT
Headlines plus my reaction if they did happen.
"Windows, now bug free." Yeah, right. *burns newspaper*
"Micheal Jackson is black again." :0 ...
"Schwarzeneggar wins the presedancy!" Finally! ;D
Killerzzz
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Post by janggut on Aug 7, 2007 4:29:01 GMT
following killerzzz's headline plus reaction .... (cool idea!) Malaysia - No.1 in Transparency reaction: that's not funny Adobe to open source previous software versions reaction: DOWNLOAD!! Janggut wins the All England Men's Doubles event reaction: ;D it's only a dream Duke Nukem released today! reaction: so what? Chaos Cascade Convention to be held in Malaysia reaction: woohoo!! |
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Post by Dark Phoenix Rising on Aug 7, 2007 8:23:44 GMT
America puts privacy and data protection at the top of it's political agenda.
Bush admits that Democracy isn't necessarily the best political system.
Office employees are now to be paid in peanuts and will get an obsticle course fitted into their offices.
The adverage IQ of the human race now tops 150.
GCSE's are now offically harder than the old O levels.
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Post by Galadriel on Aug 7, 2007 8:42:41 GMT
Nice game ;D
"Elliot Kane gets first place in Forbes list of hottest men!"
Reaction: I don't believe those gossip magazines ;D
"Killerzzz found out he's not funny!"
Reaction: What a joke! ;D
"PeterH, best smelling person of Denmark!"
Reaction: Those Danes really should raise their standards ;D
"Steve finally admits his secret: 'I'm a gigolo'"
Reaction: Did you also wrote a diary? ;D
"Peter proposes to Lisa without a ring and she still said yes!"
Reaction: Those papparazzi would make anything up to have a story ;D
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Post by Alrik on Aug 7, 2007 13:57:10 GMT
Speed limit for flying witches erected !
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Post by winlok on Aug 7, 2007 14:39:06 GMT
Speed limit for flying witches erected ! Harry Potter is charged with FUI! (flying while under the influence) Lost video of Kevin Federline and Britny Spears is found of them having sex. Kevin Federline wants all the proceeds to go towards his best freind (Michael Vick's) trial, as part of Kevin and Britny's divorce. Bush admits Katrina was a roaring success, because he wasn't there. <--- old news I know Peter is found passed out, spread eagled, on a table in a Gay Bar. Apperently he wanted to keep celebrating his graduation. His lover, I mean friend named Venny is found there also. He swears it was for moral support only. The verdict is still out.  <---with love eh! An NBA ref is caught shaving points, and as a result a local hockey team wins the Stanley Cup. Angelina adopts another boy from the slums of a third world country. The boys name..... ELLY |
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Post by killerzzz on Aug 7, 2007 21:19:58 GMT
"Killerzzz found out he's not funny!"
So I'm not really funny, but I'm just not going to find out?  "The Canadian Empire takes control of over two thirds of the world." ... with what? Did we attack them with love? Killerzzz |
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Post by winlok on Aug 7, 2007 21:36:43 GMT
In a related story. When the Empire takes over part of the world, the answer to the burning question on everyone's mind is answered. "With what" is revealed.....the RCMP  |
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Post by Elliot Kane on Aug 7, 2007 21:41:07 GMT
My bet would be 'The Canadian Empire' is a record company... I could certainly see that headline, then! ;D
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Post by peterh on Aug 7, 2007 23:39:05 GMT
Venom gets a date
reaction: Judgement Day is upon mankind!
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Post by Galadriel on Aug 7, 2007 23:39:49 GMT
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Aug 8, 2007 17:07:47 GMT
The adverage IQ of the human race now tops 150. You mean its not? damn i'm good  D'oh head to big can't get through door |
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Post by Venom65437 on Aug 8, 2007 18:53:38 GMT
You guys are so mean... |
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Bush declares: I Am A[Censored] 
<---with love eh!
D'oh head to big can't get through door 
