Marriage proposal!

[peterh]

Yes, it's true.

What none of you expected has indeed come true!

The filthy Dane has gotten no less than two marriage proposals these last few days - from 20 year old co-work hotties, even!!

But, I said no. Wouldn't be right to say yes because in my heart og hearts I do not love the.....garh, never mind!

Those girls only wanted to marry me because of my last name. My last name, Hass, is incredibly similar to Hash. Hash is basically a name for weed and since those girls seem to like smoking, they'd love to have my last name!

So...ahem....no marriage for me but being asked is more than most you dorks here will get ;D

[rockergrl]

I thought I was gonna look here and you were gonna be asking me to marry you! LMAO!!!!!!!! *whew* Glad I was wrong about that.

[ss]

Pete..

On Shan's goodbye thread Gal said she had tried to turn you into a frog...

Must have worked something to get you all those marriage proposals since then....Maybe if she tries harder she can get you "all prettied up" and make you somewhat presentable..who knows... the proposals may increase... ;D

[LaFille]

You know... According to the tale, a frog kissed by a princess is said to turn it into a prince; perhaps the kiss of a witch to a guy does the inverse? ;D

Good thing you turned them down, Mr Hash; you'd have been in for a serious wallet diet and an empty fridge, with two smoker wives. ;D

[Elliot Kane]

Hmmm... They weren't particularly desperate illegal immigrants, were they? ;D

[Galadriel]

Wow take it easy guys! First of all, I can't do miracles, don't expect it even from me ;D Jesus could make a blind man see and turn 5 fishes and 2 breads in a meal for thousands of people, but I bet even he would nod when he sees Pete...

And Pete, are you sure you weren't just dreaming about those marriage proposals?

[Gray Lensman]

Are you sure they weren't smoking when they made the proposal, Peter? ;D

[Glance A'Lot]

Are you sure they weren't smoking when they made the proposal?
...and fuming when he declined? ;D

[killerzzz]

greylensman said:

Are you sure they weren't smoking when they made the proposal, Peter? ;D

Smoking or smokin'?

They wanted ur name, eh? Fitting if one was named Mary-Jane.

Killerzzz