Boredom Incarnate

[killerzzz]

EDIT: Due to the decision to move, all of the pictures in this section will now be made into links.

Ok, here's where I'm going to post all kinds of funny garbage Paint art I did when very bored and very tired. You guys should post some too. ;D

I didn't have the heart to post this in the art section. Its just too crappy. That being said, its a good place for anyone who wants to post some fun crap.

So...

Exibit A: "Insulsitas Incarnata (Boredom Incarnate)"



This one is for Spider. He gave me the idea when we were talking in chat: I was about to show it to him, but he suddenly had to go before I could.
"This Is BOLOGNA!"



And this was just because I felt like it (warning, censored swearing ).
"Dino Trouble"


Come on and share in the fun!! ;D

Killerzzz

[LaFille]

Lol, I was not expecting the title to have a literal meaning. But... neat ideas and I love your second and third series. ;D
It's also funny to see how a dog or wolf is a problem to draw but that it seems so much less so for exotic reptilian monsters.

As for posting this in the graphics section, well, it would have had its place there too (but of course, General gives a better visibility , and you wouldn't have been the only one in your genre... I remember that at least Kuja does into it too. How about starting an official movement, with manifesto and all: digital neo-surrealism or something like that. ;D

I've been digging into graphics head over feet since a few days and I have it up to the neck right now so I'll pass on contributing for the moment, but who knows, I may very well join that a little later.

[Galadriel]

ROFL ROFL ROFL
Man I love your drawings Killerzzz, they have soo little meaning, but yet are sooo darn funny!

[Konrad Flameheart]

Gal,

Are you going to put thses works of art on your website along with your hubbys?

ROFL

[Galadriel]

snigit said:

Gal,

Are you going to put thses works of art on your website along with your hubbys?

ROFL

I would if only Killerzzz wouldn't ask soo much for copyrights ;D

[killerzzz]

Woah! Thanks! ;D I was expecting more rolly-eye-smilies! But compliments?!

I would if only Killerzzz wouldn't ask soo much for copyrights ;D

Only your love.
;D Gal, you have my permission to post any Bordome Incarnate stuff anywhere you want. I could use the exposure for when I open a site for all my stuff this summer (I hope ).

Glad you guys like it. Thats the sort of thing I normally do when bored; but today, I got a different vibe.

I decided I was going to try and do a few scary-ish pictures. I coloured both of them in photoshop, but I like the first better in b&w so thats how I'm gonna post it. I like the second one better over all.

Once again; its stuff that randomly came to my head while on my comp.

Fiend
B&W


Spine and Flame

B&W

The second one was supposed to have some gore on the blade (spine), but I decided to spare you guys that bit.

Don't worry; most of the stuff I post here will be the random fun junk.

And don't forget, if you ever get the vibe to scribble, post it here! ;D

Killerzzz

[Galadriel]

killerzzz said:

Woah! Thanks! ;D I was expecting more rolly-eye-smilies! But compliments?!

I would if only Killerzzz wouldn't ask soo much for copyrights ;D

Only your love.
;D Gal, you have my permission to post any Bordome Incarnate stuff anywhere you want. I could use the exposure for when I open a site for all my stuff this summer (I hope ).



Killerzzz

You got my love Killerzzz, that's a promise, but since you posted your "art" here at Chaos, that has a lot more visitors then my page, I bet you will ber famous in no time, and then you will only think of me as a fan who once had a crush on your for your work.... ;D

[LaFille]

killerzzz said:

I decided I was going to try and do a few scary-ish pictures. I coloured both of them in photoshop, but I like the first better in b&w so thats how I'm gonna post it. I like the second one better over all.

Once again; its stuff that randomly came to my head while on my comp.

If you can get to put in picture the stuff that's in your head, that's still a step ahead of me no matter how basic the technique; in my case, the pieces drive my head more than the contrary. ;D

I find that the colored first one reveals more than the black and white version. But in either color, it makes me think of a guy that would faint when the devil shows him the small fonts on the contract that he signed.

[killerzzz]

galadriel said:

You got my love Killerzzz, that's a promise, but since you posted your "art" here at Chaos, that has a lot more visitors then my page, I bet you will ber famous in no time, and then you will only think of me as a fan who once had a crush on your for your work.... ;D

Aww, I wouldn't forget ya, Gal.

lafille said:

If you can get to put in picture the stuff that's in your head, that's still a step ahead of me no matter how basic the technique; in my case, the pieces drive my head more than the contrary. ;D

Actually, the idea I get is :"I'mma make a fire person with a sharp hand". ;D Then I just scribble until it works (it can get time consuming >_> ). I could never reproduce anything I make.

I don't even see my picture before its done.
Like, *scribble* *scribble* "You just made a picture of a blob, a square, an amoeba, and a stick man!" *achievement-unlocked chime* "Whoa, wait... I've been drawing?"

If I could actually make the pictures like I see'em in my head... wooo, that would be awsome.
Instead, one day I might just get an artist to put one of my ideas on paper; like George Lucas, except without the eventual disappointment.
Or maybe I'll take art lessons! (...nah. I don't have the hands, or the detailed brain-to-page constancy for it )

I feel like that guy on Hustle&Flow: "Ah gat dis beat in mah head, mang!" ;D

Killerzzz

[killerzzz]

Oh, and I just made this. With all you guys in mind.

Sky


It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's SuperMan!! Daa-da-da-daaa! ;D

Killerzzz

[Lews]

I loled.

[Galadriel]

killerzzz said:

Oh, and I just made this. With all you guys in mind.

Sky










It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's SuperMan!! Daa-da-da-daaa! ;D

Killerzzz

These are my favorites! I love the kind of humour in that, very dry ;D

[LaFille]

But it was a bird... try to hold a gun and aim well with stickfigure hands and we'll see if you don't miss the target too at times.

killerzzz said:

I don't even see my picture before its done.
Like, *scribble* *scribble* "You just made a picture of a blob, a square, an amoeba, and a stick man!" *achievement-unlocked chime* "Whoa, wait... I've been drawing?"

That looks pretty much like the way I draw too if I decide to start from scratch... Drawing a few lines, then finding that it looks like something else than what I intended so I decide to continue that way, drawing a few more lines, then finding that it looks like something else than what I intended again so deciding to continue that way... etc., until it gives something; or not. ;D

[killerzzz]

Have you ever scribbled before?
"Out Your Window"


And I think I'm going to make this my sig soon. You've already seen it.
"Katana Killerzzz"

So, a couple 'serious' (?) pics? I just put that scribbles thing for fun. I thought it looked cool, even tough anyone can do it in seconds. ;D

That second thing though... Katana Killerzzz... it musta taken me an hour. Yeah, I'm that slow. Those arms are probably the best human stance I've ever done on paint. I was scared to do the lower body.

Killerzzz

[killerzzz]

Well, seems this has become the "Killerzzz's crap" thread rather than the "Everybody's crap" thread.

I just thought I'd put the other Katana Killerzzz stance I've just done.

The standing one took less long than the half-one. Partly because I had an idea of what I was doing this time, partly because I had some of the peices made already, partly because its just an easier stance.
Took... little less than an hour. 30-45 mins maybe. Iunno.

And, Hurrah!, a darker uniform!

Coolest Thing Ever : )

Also, I made a depressing little thing that... I've literally just decided right now I'm not going to post.

G'night! ;D

Killerzzz

[LaFille]

Here we just saw a step in an artist's evolution... From stick figures facing archaic monsters we now have cartoon ninjas in their devastating power! ;D Seriously though, they look cool.

As for this being Killerzzz's crap only, wait and see... and paint, of course.

[killerzzz]

People are always hinting to me that I'm crazy. Well, I'd like to say I have no idea what they're talking about.

I'm perfectly normal.

See? ;D Totally not crazy. Perfectly. Normal.

(made with a cheap-but-effective slideshowish GIF animating program that I found free off the internet )

Killerzzz

Edit: We can dance if we want to.


K.

[rockergrl]

haha! Great pics! I was laughing.

[LaFille]

Not crazy goes... But when your eye begins to flee the other that way, normal doesn't perfectly goes though.
Nice animations; what was the software?

[killerzzz]

Thanks. ;D

The program is called... UnFREEz. I'll show you where I got it, but its a little complicated, so read it all before you get clicky.

1. I found my way to it on this site: Buraco TecHelp Design.
2. The link there brought me to this site...: WhitSoft Development
3. ...which would crash immediately upon loading, sending me to this site: Dell Search Page
4. So, the download was on site number 2 there; the only way I could get to it was by stopping the page before it could load completely (and therefore crash), and grab the link really fast: Download UnFREEz 2.1

Who else makes wee-program-finding such an adventure for himself? ;D

I should warn you about the simplicity of the program though.
How it works:
1. You drag and drop gif files on it.
2. They have to be gif files, and all the same size.
3. They go in the order you drop them in.
4. You can't drop any in between two already there; if you want to do that, you have to restart.
5. You can't move them around once they're in.
6. You set one frame rate for the pictures; if you want to make one last longer, drop it in more times.
7. You can't preview your animation; make it, then look at it, then modify it (or restart), then make it again, then look at it again, etc...

And thats about it.

Killerzzz