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Post by SilvaShado on Aug 15, 2005 15:51:25 GMT
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . .You wear pants don't you?
He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? She said . We don't know; it has never happened.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Aug 15, 2005 16:06:35 GMT
LOL.
I see you are preparing yourself mentally for married life there, Silva! ;D
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Post by SilvaShado on Aug 15, 2005 18:25:47 GMT
My mom sent this to me. It made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it. ^_^
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Post by philster on Aug 15, 2005 18:46:02 GMT
Yeh, that's an old one. I think my own mom showed that to me
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Post by Shan on Aug 15, 2005 19:17:51 GMT
Yeh, that's an old one. I think my own mom showed that to me An old one, I've never seen it before. Why am I always one of the last to see things like this? Shan
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Post by Shan on Aug 15, 2005 19:19:03 GMT
Very good one, Silva. I hadn't seen it befores, so thank you for sharing it with me. Shan
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Post by janggut on Aug 16, 2005 4:47:19 GMT
Shan, maybe because u don't have to go through it so that's why u don't see it. ;D so Shan is quite blessed to have hubby unlike one described above. Silva, i hope your preparation will come to naught. that means Will is better than that.
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Post by SilvaShado on Aug 16, 2005 5:54:45 GMT
LOL! I don't see Will and me ever getting into any of these situations, but I found them funny - apt descriptions of stereotypes.
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dominiccarr
Apprentice
You're a bloody puppet!...You're a wee, little puppet man!
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Post by dominiccarr on Aug 16, 2005 22:06:37 GMT
LOL
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