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Post by SilvaShado on Aug 15, 2005 15:50:32 GMT
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family. Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion. Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 . REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another. Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Post by BJC on Aug 15, 2005 15:53:19 GMT
LOL! Nice one, Silva Not a peice of exageration to it ;D
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Post by Elliot Kane on Aug 15, 2005 16:05:21 GMT
Heh. Cool find, Silva ;D
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Post by Shan on Aug 15, 2005 19:20:28 GMT
Another very good one, Silva. Did your mom send this one to you too or did you find it somewhere? Shan
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Post by janggut on Aug 16, 2005 4:55:55 GMT
glad i didn't fit in any of the male description. ;D
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Post by SilvaShado on Aug 16, 2005 5:48:47 GMT
Yeah, my mom sent it to me. Every now and then she sends me good ones. These two happened to be good. She usually sends me those stupid chain letters. While they're usually cute, the last part ticks me off.
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Post by Shan on Aug 16, 2005 17:04:03 GMT
i get the idea from what you said that you and i feel pretty much the same way about chain letters. i've got to where i don't even read them any more. shan
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Post by SilvaShado on Aug 17, 2005 20:00:11 GMT
Yeah, Shan. I don't mind jokes or cute stories - just not ones that want you to send it to X number of people so you'll be rich for the rest of your life, or whatever.
If I like one, I cut out the chain part and just send the story to those I know would like it.
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