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Post by Venom65437 on Jun 20, 2007 4:11:29 GMT
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite."
What about you Peter, how would you say it?
"Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back. "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.
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Post by peterh on Jun 20, 2007 14:49:48 GMT
Hah! I foresee a great future in politics for the last kid ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Mea Culpa on Jun 20, 2007 17:43:41 GMT
wonders about the collusion of "Shaking hands with a very dear friend of mine" & "Politics" ??
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Post by Galadriel on Jun 21, 2007 22:06:35 GMT
Rofl! That WAS a very good joke!! ;D
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Post by killerzzz on Jun 25, 2007 1:03:02 GMT
Pinky up! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Killerzzz
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