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Post by Elliot Kane on Aug 4, 2005 0:53:43 GMT
Not that I expect you to be able to even stand up on your birthday, but I hope it passes very well for you anyway! ;D
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Post by Gray Lensman on Aug 4, 2005 0:54:57 GMT
Happy birthday, Shark. I hope you get well and suitably plastered. You've earned it. ;D
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Post by Shan on Aug 4, 2005 0:59:44 GMT
Happy Birthday, Shark. Hey, you could make this birthday different and stay sober. ;D Hope you have a great day. Shan
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Post by thebarkingshark on Aug 4, 2005 3:21:34 GMT
Holy $hit! It's not even my birthday yet!
Thanks guys, I'm off to the bar to sing me some Morrissey and get myself intoxicated proper like. ;D -SHARK DIGGLER
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Post by Venom65437 on Aug 4, 2005 3:41:32 GMT
Here's hoping you get some birthday ass.
Ahem
THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG, IT ISN'T VERY LONG!
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Post by janggut on Aug 4, 2005 5:11:20 GMT
woohoo!! mr morrissey is going to have a smiths all-nighter karaoke session. ;D
have fun playing rubber ring with your hand in glove with girlfriend in coma. or oscillate wildly with shakespeare's sister & reel around the fountain.
ok ok, i better stop playing with smiths song titles. that joke isn't funny anymore.
happy birthday, mr morrissey!
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Post by thebarkingshark on Aug 4, 2005 8:59:16 GMT
woohoo!! mr morrissey is going to have a smiths all-nighter karaoke session. ;D have fun playing rubber ring with your hand in glove with girlfriend in coma. or oscillate wildly with shakespeare's sister & reel around the fountain. ok ok, i better stop playing with smiths song titles. that joke isn't funny anymore. happy birthday, mr morrissey! That was magnificent, Janggut! I feel special now! Now I know how Joan of Arc felt, NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT! I kept getting hit on tonight by this Suedehead, but I didn't pay her no mind and she said The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get, but I told her you're wasting your time. She asked why I didn't like her and I said Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others. She started crying and I asked her why and she said because Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now! Then this hot chick came up to me and said that she'd like to take me home and I said all you have to do is ASK ME, ASK ME, ASK ME! So I took her home and got her naked and I went downstairs and she said Big Mouth Strikes Again! After we were done I asked her what her name was and she said Sheila, she was very good in bed so I said Sheila, Sheila, Sheila Take A Bow! Okay, I'm done! ;D -SHARK DIGGLER
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Post by philster on Aug 4, 2005 11:58:58 GMT
Up yours. Er.. I meant to say, Happy Birthday Shark.
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dominiccarr
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You're a bloody puppet!...You're a wee, little puppet man!
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Post by dominiccarr on Aug 4, 2005 12:22:18 GMT
Happy B-day, Man!
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Max
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Imagine all the people...
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Post by Max on Aug 4, 2005 13:09:44 GMT
Happy Birthday, Shark! (But he's probably already passed out...) ;D
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Post by eric3000 on Aug 4, 2005 16:19:10 GMT
Oh god hes gonna back back from his drinking marathon and go on the im f-ed up thread and start cursing and posting in capsn and start causing ruckus
and he wont remember any of it in the morning
That's the birthday I wish for you
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Post by Tsel on Aug 4, 2005 16:21:46 GMT
Happiest of 'B' Days to you Shark. May your Oiled Night bring you DT's of a Vicar In A TuTu ;D Tsel
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Post by peterh on Aug 4, 2005 20:02:03 GMT
Happy birthday Sharkie.
Have some fun, drink a lot and get a girl to make a Mrayling Monroe on you (Happy birthday Mr. Presideeent).
So, go get drunk, laid and tell us all about it ;D
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Post by thebarkingshark on Aug 4, 2005 21:21:13 GMT
Happy birthday Sharkie. Have some fun, drink a lot and get a girl to make a Mrayling Monroe on you (Happy birthday Mr. Presideeent). So, go get drunk, laid and tell us all about it ;D That's the plan, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get laid. I'm 100% sure I'm gonna get drunk! -SHARK DIGGLER
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Post by hector on Aug 5, 2005 1:42:04 GMT
Happy Birthday, Shark. And may the ghost of alcoholic intoxication not be with you.
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brett
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Post by brett on Aug 5, 2005 8:43:50 GMT
Happy birthday again Shark.
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Post by ptsteelers on Aug 6, 2005 15:16:22 GMT
Hey Killer, From one A-Hole to another ... Happy b-Day (Hope your house will be filled with what I sent you in a PM)
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Post by ss on Aug 6, 2005 16:04:18 GMT
When the Shark bites with his teeth babe,.... oops, was on Bobby Darins song by mistake... Happy Birthday Shark.
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Post by peterh on Aug 6, 2005 22:44:13 GMT
Hey Killer, From one A-Hole to another ... Happy b-Day (Hope your house will be filled with what I sent you in a PM) I sure hope you didn't send him pics of nude trannies then, Perry.. On second thought Shark would love that ;D!
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Post by thebarkingshark on Aug 7, 2005 1:47:15 GMT
Hey Killer, From one A-Hole to another ... Happy b-Day (Hope your house will be filled with what I sent you in a PM) I sure hope you didn't send him pics of nude trannies then, Perry.. On second thought Shark would love that ;D! Come now, Peter, you know that you're the one for me, fatty! You're the one I really really love! ;D -SHARK DIGGLER
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