AFI's top 100 Movie Quotes

[SilvaShado]

I've been meaning to post this for a couple of week's now, but here's AFI's top 100 Movie Quotes.

Do you agree or disagree? Any that you believe should have made the list?

[sps1000]

Dag nabit why isn't the classic Keanu Reeves quote from the Matrix on there? I mean who can forget the line: "Woah." I tell ya Keanu deserved best actor for that one quote alone ;D

[Elliot Kane]

Hmmm... Pretty solid lineup... I think there are a few that maybe don't belong, and a couple they should have shortened ("I coulda been a contender" being the most obvious) but overall... a very good stab at it.

Thanks, Silva

I would have liked to have seen some quotes from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, though. That film has some extremely memorable lines

[hector]

But the movie itself is hardly memorable in any sense, E.

I would have like to see a few other quotes, even if it meant leaving out a few pages of the Casablanca script...

[Elliot Kane]

Hey, I love the original Buffy film! I find it memorable for a lot of reasons

[sps1000]

Yeah we all know E thought Luke Perry was soooo dreamy in that movie

[hector]

Not as dreamy as Donald Sutherland or Rutger Hauer, tho.

[peterh]

Hah, I can't sleep and is obviously in a silly state of mind but I find it kinda funny to piece those quotes together and get a story out of it. A bit naughty and PG challenged but hopefully fun:



Two aquantances meet at a bar.

Adrian: Stella! Hey, Stella!
Stella: Yo, Adrian!



The two find a table and Adrian, being the perfect gentleman, orders two ice cold drafted beers while Stella makes her intentions very clear.

S: I feel the need - the need for speed!
A: Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?
S: You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?



Kissing ensues and Adrian starts feeling Stellas…you know….boobs.

A: Plastics. *sighs*
S: Well, nobody's perfect.



Anxious to get down to business they order a cap to Stella’s place . Stella who’s in a playful mood starts teasing Adrian who just wants to get down to business.

S: All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.*grins*
S: Here's Johnny!
S: My precious
A: Say "hello" to my little friend!
S: It's alive! It's alive!.
A: Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.



Due to PG content we’ll limit ourself to sound effects for the next few hours.

S: La-dee-da, la-dee-da.*Shouting*
A: I'm king of the world!*even louder shouting*



After a wonderful night Adrian oversleeps and is in a damned hurry to get to work.

S: Hasta la vista, baby.
A: I'll be back
A: After all, tomorrow is another day!


But Adrian never returned, he never even called Stella again, figuring it’s just a drunken mistake on his part since he never really was interested in her. One months later they meet again by chance and Stella’s gotten pregnant but a disinterested Adrian just shrugs:

S: Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!
A: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.


Adrian starts feeling her and whispers gently in her ears.

S: Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.


Stella then proceeds to kick Adrian firmly in the nuts. She wasn’t really pregnant just wanted to see if he was a jerk, which he obviously was.


I had a lot of fun putting these quotes together and so should you. Try it – it might even work on something not as sleazy as this but somehow a cheap sleazy story was the first thing that came to mind. I blame it on bing 5 am and me being dead tired ;D!

Edit: I actually had some more stuff planned but I toned it down for the sake of PG and Elliot not having a stroke ;D

[hector]

That was awesome.

[janggut]

LOL! Pete, u have just too much time, don't u? ;D

[Elliot Kane]

Funny stuff, Peter ;D

[SilvaShado]

hehe... really funny!

If I were still in theatre, I'd take this list with me and have some actors improv scenes with only these lines... hehe... so much fun!

[Konrad Flameheart]

Pure brilliance Pete.

Nice one