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Post by Elliot Kane on Dec 6, 2005 1:26:44 GMT
I figured with all the good cheer & happiness around, we need some kind of antidote somewhere, so with, tongue firmly in cheek, I think it's a good idea to remind each other why Xmas sucks! ;D  Have fun ;D |
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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Dec 6, 2005 1:37:13 GMT
Seconded oh' fearless leader  |
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Post by Shan on Dec 6, 2005 2:13:25 GMT
But it doesn't.  I can't think of one bad thing about Christmas. Shan |
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Post by Gray Lensman on Dec 6, 2005 3:33:21 GMT
Heh. Funny Micro. Reminds me a little of Bun-Bun from Sluggy Freelance. ;D
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Post by dvdavenport on Dec 6, 2005 4:12:43 GMT
But it doesn't. I can't think of one bad thing about Christmas. Shan The suicide rate goes up at Christmas time. But I tend to think that that's good, so maybe you're right.  |
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Post by janggut on Dec 6, 2005 5:15:16 GMT
dvd, i think u're just happy that there are less people around christmas to annoy u. ;D
& as for why christmas sucks? the past & memories can do that.
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Post by Glance A'Lot on Dec 6, 2005 11:26:27 GMT
Oh - the thread for the devil's advocate ;D Why x-mas is a less than optimal time of the year (sucks): - millions of innocent trees die, and are displaced from their natural habitat into over-heated living rooms; - tons of extremely addictive high calory sweets are released on an already overweight society; - money is drained from your account at a rate challenging Niagara Falls; - christmas cards from all over the world are received at last minute, triggering your bad conscience about who you failed to think of; - music in public places and on the radio lacks a certain variety; - there is absolutely nothing on TV that you haven't had a chance to see numerous times within the last decades; - permanent revues on passed events during the last year make you remember the set of good wishes you had at New Year, and of your utter failure in their accomplishment; - the preaching of morals is not boosting your morale, and you fall in the classic x-mas depression, deploring the fate of the world, the decline of humanity and your miserable... I'd better stop^^ |
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Post by tragic on Dec 6, 2005 14:17:43 GMT
Lol..It would have to be EK to start a topic like this! Only one concern..drink driving  |
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Post by Elliot Kane on Dec 6, 2005 16:19:37 GMT
Good list, Glance ;D
I'll add:
-- Relatives with no interests whatsoever you have to find presents for, yet who demand extensive lists from you.
-- The postal system is so sieged out that nothing important can or will reach you before New Year at the earliest.
-- Bumper editions of soap operas on TV - like there weren't far too many of them anyway!
-- Turkey for seven days straight
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Post by Max on Dec 6, 2005 17:49:06 GMT
Glad to see you're in the Christmas spirit, EK! ;D
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Post by peterh on Dec 6, 2005 18:05:00 GMT
The forcus on the commercial aspect of christmas. last year a grocery store in Viborg started advertising mid October. I have next to paience for that..  |
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Post by Tsel on Dec 6, 2005 20:09:35 GMT
I knew a girl once named Christmas. ;D Tsel  |
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Post by peterh on Dec 6, 2005 20:41:59 GMT
I knew a girl once named Christmas. ;D Tsel So did you make her sit on Santa Tsel's lap? ;D |
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Post by janggut on Dec 7, 2005 5:28:41 GMT
she didn't buy what he was tsel-ling. ;D
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Post by Tsel on Dec 7, 2005 14:30:38 GMT
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Post by peterh on Dec 7, 2005 15:03:16 GMT
she didn't buy what he was tsel-ling. ;D HAH ;D |
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Post by Elliot Kane on Dec 7, 2005 19:22:48 GMT
On THIS board, Tsel, I'd expect nothing else ;D
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Post by kt on Dec 7, 2005 19:25:03 GMT
How can you say that Christmas sucks? It's the day that celebrates the birth of Santa. I know........I'm going to "H E double hockey sticks".  |
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Post by Shan on Dec 7, 2005 20:29:33 GMT
Hey, I just thought of a bad thing about Chrismas. It doesn't last long enough. I always hate to see Christmas Eve and Christmas Day end. Shan |
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Post by Shan on Dec 7, 2005 20:30:37 GMT
And I love Santa Claus. Shan |
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