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Post by Elliot Kane on May 16, 2008 0:51:17 GMT
Do the pirate test! and find out! ;D Note: skip past the ad at the end to get your result! *** I got: Ooh argh! You'd be a ruthless pirate! Ruthless Well, shiver me timbers, if you're not the most afeared pirate who ever sailed the high seas! We could try and be nice and say that you're not all bad, but we know that if ye were the captain of a ship of raucous savages ye wouldn't spend any time training 'em to explore their sensitive side. You'd be tacking across the shipping channels, boarding luxury cruise ships, ripping pearl necklaces off old ladies and making the cabaret singers walk the plank, (after stripping them of their credit cards and mobile phones of course). Long John Silver, Blackbeard and Captain Hook all have nothin' on ye when ye get a head of steam up. Just remember to always watch yer back for mutinies. In our experience it's always the quiet ones that ye have to watch! *** Arrrh! ;D
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Post by Gray Lensman on May 16, 2008 1:31:30 GMT
Ooh argh! You be an accidental pirate
Accident
Just like Will Turner or Jim Hawkins, ye didn't really mean to become a pirate and end up stealin' or clashing swords wi' the long arm of the law. Deep down (but not to the depths of Davy Jones' Locker, obviously) you're a good person with a strong identity of what's right and wrong. Trouble is that after a few yo, ho, ho's and some mouthfuls of rum you've discovered that bein' bad is fantastic! Okay so it's hard work hauling in the mainbrace and swabbing the decks, but ye do get to swing through the masts, prance about the decks wi' a sword in yer hand, and generally being a magnet for the opposite sex. So stop pretendin' to be a goody two shoes landlubber and admit that ye love bein' a contemptible scoundrel that's only fit for hangin' from the noose – assumin' ye ever get caught of course!
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Could be worse, I guess... ;D
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Post by Galadriel on May 16, 2008 12:17:41 GMT
Ooh argh! You be an eccentric dandy of a pirate!
Well, aren't ye the charmin' rapscallion? Ye could probably rob someone blind and still leave 'em feeling chuffed that they met you – even if ye made them walk the plank! Whilst ye have one sea weary eye on amassin' a personal treasure trove fit to sink the finest galleon, yer other eye (assuming you're not wearing a patch) is makin' sure you're always seen to be struttin' yer stuff and lookin' mighty fine. Just like Jack Sparrow ye'd never be slow in remindin' people that there should be a 'Captain' afore your name and if ye happen to be more than a little bit eccentric it just adds to yer air of piratey mystique. Ye certainly don't need a parrot or a wooden leg, but we wouldn't be too surprised if ye had a tattoo or two in some interesting places!
That last line is soo true ;D
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Post by Ubereil on May 16, 2008 20:15:22 GMT
A computer game pirate of course!
Übereil
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Post by Hand-E-Food on May 19, 2008 0:13:07 GMT
Another accidental pirate.
Just like Will Turner or Jim Hawkins, ye didn't really mean to become a pirate and end up stealin' or clashing swords wi' the long arm of the law. Deep down (but not to the depths of Davy Jones' Locker, obviously) you're a good person with a strong identity of what's right and wrong. Trouble is that after a few yo, ho, ho's and some mouthfuls of rum you've discovered that bein' bad is fantastic! Okay so it's hard work hauling in the mainbrace and swabbing the decks, but ye do get to swing through the masts, prance about the decks wi' a sword in yer hand, and generally being a magnet for the opposite sex. So stop pretendin' to be a goody two shoes landlubber and admit that ye love bein' a contemptible scoundrel that's only fit for hangin' from the noose – assumin' ye ever get caught of course!
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