Jackassery at its finest (with pictures!)

[Nero the Glorious]

Ok so check this out...

Yesterday morning I had physical training.

So after it was over I was driving over to my office and I am sitting at a red light behind this Honda Civic.

We are sitting in a right turn lane like this oncoming truck with me in back.

So anyway she pulls forward like she is going to proceed up the cross street and I look over my shoulder to see if I can follow while I roll forward a little due to my manual transmission.

So as I am looking over my shoulder I bump into her...I hadnt even put the thing in gear. So yeah I bumped into her right, my bad. So I get out of the car and walk up to her window where she is talking on the phone frantically while in tears...yeah...she had this thing going on.

So anyway I stand there in the middle of the street for 5 minutes and she doesnt even acknowledge me. Nice.

So she finally opens her car door and I ask, "are you ok?" She responds, "you are a f*cking a$$hole."

Lets recap, are you ok? You're a fing [Censored]...nice, that seems like the appropriate response. She kind looked like this.

She walks around her car (there is no damage at all)

So I ignore her and ask her if we can at least move out of the street as we have already significantly backed up traffic...and she says, "no, I'm not moving." "well Ma'am the first thing the police are going to do when they get here is ask us to move out of traffic..." "You're not my boss, I'm not moving until the police tell me to. Seriously it was a 12 year old stuck in a 36 year old's body. Kinda sad really.

At this point I went and sat in my car because I was struggling to refrain from smacking the crap out of her until...well I didnt really have an end timeframe in mind actually.

So we sit blocking traffic for another 10 minutes or so until the police show up. The officer pulls up behind me. (she was kinda cute btw)

Where was I, oh right so I get out of the car and the officer asks if everyone is alright and I say yep and then she tells me she is going to have us move (I TOLD HER SO!). But anyway she gets up to the lady's car and the lady says her neck hurts. Greaaaat...this is going awesome.

So we have to sit in the street and wait and a fire truck shows up and an ambulance full of paramedics shows up...

So two hours after it happened they finally take the lady out strapped down to a gurney with a huge neck brace on.

So yeah I want to find her and strangle her so she has an actual neck injury...I hate :bleep: like this. Quit being such a goddamn drama queen get on with it...grrrr

[Hildor]

Arghhh...I got angry just with reading this. Really I wish you all the strength to deal with such people. So did still hear something about it?

[Nero the Glorious]

I'm just waiting to see if she files a personal injury claim...

[peterh]

Damn that's bull[Censored] I hope they'll nail her for insurance fraud if she does file!

[Elliot Kane]

Should get her autograph. She sounds like she's heading for Hollywood ;D

[LaFille]

Awww, the post set up like that, until reading the comments, I thought it was an e-mail joke that I didn't get.

Rotten morning; and it was even not Monday...

[killerzzz]

What a ho!

You have the patience of a saint.

Killerzzz

[cleglaw]

No damage, low velocity, poor basis for an injury claim. Don't worry. Unpleasant all the same though, of course.