Post by killerzzz on Mar 1, 2009 6:54:32 GMT
Hallo! You know all those times when I tell stories about dumb things I've done? And the dumb results?
I like to get into shinanigans. Or just have stupid ideas and execute them! Fiah tha missiles! Why? Now!
So, I think we should have a thread for any shinanigans we come up with. You know, doing dumb things, thinking dumb things, etc.
But remember, kids! These things we'll talk about are really DUMB so don't do them at home! You could get hurt or just plain be embarrassed in front of everyone you know, scarring you for life!
I'll start! ;D
Driving Shinanigans: Things you should not do when driving!
These are best done on country roads (er, I mean, don't do em!
).
1. Do you have one of those glowy displays on the roof-ish area of your vehicle? Like temperature or direction or something? I do. And I noticed something when driving at night, especially on dark roads (ie, country roads).
I watch the road, and also look at the glowy-green display on the roof from the corner of my eye... and if I bob my head around, up down, left right, around and around, and I'm not looking directly at the light, it looks like its floating around! Like, you get real illusions of motion from it! Its fun! Give it a try! ER NO! Dun do that, drive properleh! But seriously, its trippy-fun. Just make sure there are no cars and you're a good driver before NOT doing it.
2. Usually on country roads, especially the narrow ones, don't you just hate it when people are driving really close to the line (heading toward you from the opposite direction)? Like, it makes you nervous, because if the road is narrow, you don't want to go right up to them too. So, as a result, you find yourself driving closer to a ditch than you'd like.
Well, today I have discovered a solution! Here's what you do. (DON'T DO!) Quiet you! (RAWR!) So here's what you do. (>: ( ) You... well not swerve, but you drift quickly from side to side of the road. Not drastically, not something that'll get you pulled over, but just enough to be noticeable. Get close to that line yourself, drift oddly. Then that punk who was taking up your road will get nervous! "I'm worried this person will drift into my lane! I better get back to the middle of it and allow him his half of the road!" Hahahaha! Mission accomplished. (note, I've only had one chance to test this, but it worked ---- I mean, OF COURSE I DID NO SUCH THING!).
So, does anyone else have shinanigans of their own to share? Doesn't need to be about driving of course. Anything dumb that you did or thought is fine.
Killerzzz
I like to get into shinanigans. Or just have stupid ideas and execute them! Fiah tha missiles! Why? Now!
So, I think we should have a thread for any shinanigans we come up with. You know, doing dumb things, thinking dumb things, etc.
But remember, kids! These things we'll talk about are really DUMB so don't do them at home! You could get hurt or just plain be embarrassed in front of everyone you know, scarring you for life!
I'll start! ;D
Driving Shinanigans: Things you should not do when driving!
These are best done on country roads (er, I mean, don't do em!
).1. Do you have one of those glowy displays on the roof-ish area of your vehicle? Like temperature or direction or something? I do. And I noticed something when driving at night, especially on dark roads (ie, country roads).
I watch the road, and also look at the glowy-green display on the roof from the corner of my eye... and if I bob my head around, up down, left right, around and around, and I'm not looking directly at the light, it looks like its floating around! Like, you get real illusions of motion from it! Its fun! Give it a try! ER NO! Dun do that, drive properleh! But seriously, its trippy-fun. Just make sure there are no cars and you're a good driver before NOT doing it.
2. Usually on country roads, especially the narrow ones, don't you just hate it when people are driving really close to the line (heading toward you from the opposite direction)? Like, it makes you nervous, because if the road is narrow, you don't want to go right up to them too. So, as a result, you find yourself driving closer to a ditch than you'd like.
Well, today I have discovered a solution! Here's what you do. (DON'T DO!) Quiet you! (RAWR!) So here's what you do. (>: ( ) You... well not swerve, but you drift quickly from side to side of the road. Not drastically, not something that'll get you pulled over, but just enough to be noticeable. Get close to that line yourself, drift oddly. Then that punk who was taking up your road will get nervous! "I'm worried this person will drift into my lane! I better get back to the middle of it and allow him his half of the road!" Hahahaha! Mission accomplished. (note, I've only had one chance to test this, but it worked ---- I mean, OF COURSE I DID NO SUCH THING!).
So, does anyone else have shinanigans of their own to share? Doesn't need to be about driving of course. Anything dumb that you did or thought is fine.
Killerzzz
;D
