Killerzzz's True Identity: Revealed

[killerzzz]

Everyone, I have an important announcement to make.

Due to some recent personal events, I've decided to tell you guys a bit of who I really am.

I know, its been fun with the "I'm a computer" and "I'm everyone"and "I'm anyone" things, but I feel like I know you guys so well. And you know a side of me that so many don't in RL, but not who I am.

So, here goes. Brace yourselves, eh?

Not gonna give you my name (gotta keep me some ambiguity, lol) but here I am: I'm an 18 year-old girl, first-year University (I'm on the lower-aged end of the group), from Saskatchewan.

I've wanted to change my age on this site for a while, but too bad Proboards doesn't do that for boardies.

I guess the technical word for what I've been doing is... passing. Right? Trying on a very different identity on the internet? Anyhow, it's loads of fun. I suggest everyone try it once in a while. ;D

I'm sure there have been some things in what I've written over the years that gave me away, but doesn't look like anyone's noticed yet.

Oh, and as for that song for Fille, it was actually my older brother singing it for me. Sorry, hehe. Was keepin up the "Killerzzz" character. ;D Still from me though!

Ah, and... well, I guess that's about it!

Don't know what else to say, you know?

Killerzzz

[Hand-E-Food]

[Elliot Kane]

Wow! I have to admit, my jaw dropped... until I remembered what day it was, today!

Nice try, though, Kaz! nearly! ;D

[Ubereil]

Right, the date!

Übereil

[Galadriel]

;D

[killerzzz]

Oh!

Right! Heh, that's a funny coincidence.

Don't worry, I should have some pictures up by this weekend.

Killerzzz

[The Sonar Chicken]

Sasketchwan, eh? I think there's a webcomic that features a bit of that location. Vampirates(mainly gag jokes).

Btw, I always thought there was something really off about your age. Almost everyone in their 30s wouldn't talk like that. Plus, you behaved like a teenage boy but too well. It was like "yeah he's nice and very cool but it sometimes feels a little weird/fake".

[janggut]

whatever gender your body may be
no mattter how old u are
your mind's androgynous
your personality infectious

[killerzzz]

Thanks, Jaggs.

Well, it's officially April 2nd here now.

The jig is up! ;D

Sorry for trying my best to deceive you all BUT I COULD NOT STOP!

IT WAS THE POWAH OF THE APRIL FOOLS DAY!

So, yeah, changing my profile back to male now...

That means I'm now claiming that the above was all false. Worst of all, you're not gettin any pictures of my sexy self! >: )

But then again... April 1st would be the ideal day for expressing the need to reveal oneself and yet retain the ability to retract the expressing later on, wouldn't it... mouahahaha...

Plant the seeds of doubt!

Thus I'm up to my usual shenanigans! I could be a computer, I could be a boy, I could be a girl, I could be 18, I could be 34, I could be 50! Or anything in between!

Still, let's just get back to me claiming my old identity of an unknown man from somewhere in Canada (Saskatchewan? maybe, but I recall telling Cleglaw a different province a while back in chat, hehe).

And again, I'm actually really am sorry if I betrayed yall's trust with my prank.
I wouldn't do it any other day than April Fools'.

I gotta keep yous guessin.

Killerzzz

[The Sonar Chicken]

Gee... LOL.

[Hildor]

I still think you're a girl though ;D

[Elliot Kane]

Nah, I get a definite 'guy' vibe from Kaz. Wasn't falling for this one

[Galadriel]

Was funny though, I would believed it any other day then yesterday ;D

[The Sonar Chicken]

Damnit, I completely fell for that one!

[LaFille]

Bad, bad Killerzzz, planting the seeds of doubt like that. Jang got it right though.

[killerzzz]

Apr 3, 2009 3:21:05 GMT LaFille said:

Bad, bad Killerzzz, planting the seeds of doubt like that.

But- but- This is me, Killerzzz, we're talking about here. ;D

I am almost constantly at play! I cannot stop!

And playful uncertainty is just every so fun.

Killerzzz