Post by BJC on Apr 2, 2009 22:32:16 GMT
Because I just did the coolest thing ever.
Night patrol 2300 hours.
Going down 53rd....the normal routine when I get stuck doing the patrol thing. Welllll 53rd connects with Willard...
Out from Willard, some d-bag who has the right of way comes through the intersection----slows down----and right after his butt buddies in the back flip me off shouting "Pig"...he sqeals the tires in a dart down the street. So I do what anyone would do....I hit the lights and get moving.
Now blinded with rage, I decided to shut off the lights (for dash-cam reasons) and simply run the plate. With full intentions just to give them a good, angry, stern talking to...(the paperwork that would have to be done on a disorderly conduct cite was pointless).....I jump out of the car and storm up to the orange integra that sat in front of me. Before I got "license and registration" out of my mouth, I saw the craziest thing happen.
My squad car driving itself in reverse into a public yard. Wonderful.
I somehow managed to put it in reverse instead of park.
Obviously the rowdies in the Integra got off with nothing more then an "I don't wanna see that again....and I will be watching for your tag". Laughing their asses off....they drove away.
I take off jogging back towards my ever moving vehicle who has now found it's way to the end of the block. It takes out a white wooden fence. Sweet. This is gonna look great, I'm thinking. Then it happened.
I hear the loud splash of water, I see the neighboring porch lights turn on.....and I find my car inside of an inground pool.
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Night patrol 2300 hours.
Going down 53rd....the normal routine when I get stuck doing the patrol thing. Welllll 53rd connects with Willard...
Out from Willard, some d-bag who has the right of way comes through the intersection----slows down----and right after his butt buddies in the back flip me off shouting "Pig"...he sqeals the tires in a dart down the street. So I do what anyone would do....I hit the lights and get moving.
Now blinded with rage, I decided to shut off the lights (for dash-cam reasons) and simply run the plate. With full intentions just to give them a good, angry, stern talking to...(the paperwork that would have to be done on a disorderly conduct cite was pointless).....I jump out of the car and storm up to the orange integra that sat in front of me. Before I got "license and registration" out of my mouth, I saw the craziest thing happen.
My squad car driving itself in reverse into a public yard. Wonderful.
I somehow managed to put it in reverse instead of park.
Obviously the rowdies in the Integra got off with nothing more then an "I don't wanna see that again....and I will be watching for your tag". Laughing their asses off....they drove away.
I take off jogging back towards my ever moving vehicle who has now found it's way to the end of the block. It takes out a white wooden fence. Sweet. This is gonna look great, I'm thinking. Then it happened.
I hear the loud splash of water, I see the neighboring porch lights turn on.....and I find my car inside of an inground pool.
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But yeah, the noise of that must be rather memorable. ;D
