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Post by killerzzz on Apr 10, 2009 7:24:42 GMT
No, seriously. Tuesday morning I woke up, and could hardly sit up. Every part of my body ached. I was stiff and in pain all day and the following day. It was not coo!  No, it wasn't the stiffness you get from sleeping in a funny position, and no, it wasn't being sick. I know what that stuff feels like.  This was like two guys walked into my room at night, and just started whaling on me with their bare fists after making sure I don't wake up by putting a morphine cloth over my mouth. Or maybe it was one guy with a two-by-four, and the morphine. Or maybe, since there were no marks, it was a guy beating me with a sack of oranges. It worked in the inspiration story for Othello, it worked for that guy in Family Guy, I'm sure it worked for whoever hates me and wanted to give me a thorough, anonymous thrashing.  Also with the morphine or some other way to keep me out. Maybe the first blow was to the head, I don't know. Oh, and apparently someone I know felt the same way that morning. Looks like we have a common enemy.  So, ever wake up and feel like someone beat you up in your sleep? ;D Killerzzz |
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Post by Elliot Kane on Apr 10, 2009 10:01:18 GMT
Yeah, actually. I know what you mean. Sleep gave no rest and instead of feeling better for it, you feel like you've gone 12 rounds with Lennox Lewis.
Not the best way to start the day!
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Post by rhiian on Apr 10, 2009 14:25:52 GMT
D:
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Post by badheroine on Apr 10, 2009 22:06:14 GMT
I wake up feeling like that most days!!!! So someone REALLY hates me!!!!!! I actually woke up this morning and felt like someone had beaten the life out of me and a bit more. I felt rotten..... Thankfully, I have a great "other half" who makes coffee which is always a great assistance to aide with aching joints!!!!!!
If all else fails, use deep heat as a body lotion!!!!!!
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Post by LaFille on Apr 13, 2009 18:33:01 GMT
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Post by Nero the Glorious on Apr 13, 2009 18:38:57 GMT
I could make some really really really really really really really really realllllly dirty jokes, but EK would prolly fire me.  But yeah I do know...usually it is a combination of dehydration and physical exertion from the previous day...usually. |
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Post by peterh on Apr 14, 2009 22:13:14 GMT
I could make some really really really really really really really really realllllly dirty jokes, but EK would prolly fire me. But yeah I do know...usually it is a combination of dehydration and physical exertion from the previous day...usually. No, no - tell it. We'll just say Gal put you up to it and then it'll be her rather large butt on the line! But, seriously, I know the feeling too and it's not nice at all... |
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Post by badheroine on Apr 15, 2009 0:16:18 GMT
Ok..... which one of you is it? One of you rotten sods has either a voodoo doll of me which you are attacking to make me feel worse or I have upset Gal and she is casting spells from overseas!!!!!
Ever since I wrote on this thread, every morning I have woken up feeling worse and worse...... I have no virus or bug and I feel fine in myself apart from seriously aching joints.....
So whichever one of you has it in for me QUIT IT!!!!!!
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 15, 2009 10:37:17 GMT
 If you only knew.....mhuahahahahaha!!!!
No, seriously, I couldn't even cast a good spell since I'm dead tired every day from work. I hope you feel better soon, ever heard about a winter fatigue? Lots of people suffer from that in spring time, nothing to worry about, just take some extra vitamins and try to enjoy the sun as much as you can. |
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Post by Nero the Glorious on Apr 15, 2009 16:28:35 GMT
For sore joints eat olive oil...dip bread in it or whatever, its extra delicious if you bake some diced garlic and throw that in too...plus garlic while delicious is also good for you.
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 15, 2009 17:17:26 GMT
Yeesh man, there have been times where I felt like someone diced me up and re-assembled me again, before resurrecting me with some necromancy spell.
Olive oil, eh? Should try that sometime.
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 15, 2009 23:08:58 GMT
For sore joints eat olive oil...dip bread in it or whatever, its extra delicious if you bake some diced garlic and throw that in too...plus garlic while delicious is also good for you. |
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Post by Hildor on Apr 16, 2009 8:05:17 GMT
I'd like to know who is messing up my shoulder a bit more each night. It's started to hurt quite badly now and I have no idea what it is...
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 16, 2009 23:03:45 GMT
It's possible that you tend to turn to that side of your body while you're sleeping. To prevent that, place a rolled up blanket in your back, so you wont turn to that side of your body. They do the same with babies ;D
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Post by Hildor on Apr 17, 2009 6:33:42 GMT
Hm, why not make take a comical sideway on that and place babies in my back ;D Now I have to find some babies, don't have them myself...
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 17, 2009 11:00:31 GMT
Hm, why not make take a comical sideway on that and place babies in my back ;D Now I have to find some babies, don't have them myself... |
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Post by killerzzz on Apr 21, 2009 0:43:32 GMT
Aftermath: I felt better a few days later. Then got sick (I'm told for staying up late - or early if you want to be technical : P - but that's silly; no one ever got sick from not sleeping >_> ). And I'm still sick. Lost my voice for a couple days (everyone was making fun of me!) and have had an annoying painless headacheless cough ever since. But no more beat-downs. ;D Nero the Glorious: Yeah, I figured someone would get that in their minds. It was confusing though. I hadn't even done anything physical the day before. I felt like that guy from Click when Adam Sandler paused and gave him a whoopin, then unpaused and it's like "Where'd that come from?" badheroine: Maybe you're beating yourself up in your sleep! (and this thread inspired you :0 , my bad : / ). Find someone who can do a counter-curse to get rid of the bad joojoo. ;D Killerzzz |
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Post by Hildor on Apr 21, 2009 5:39:20 GMT
Indeed, you only get mad from not sleeping. Which you were already, so those doctors don't know their job ;D
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Also with the morphine or some other way to keep me out. Maybe the first blow was to the head, I don't know.
