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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 26, 2009 15:31:25 GMT
From today onwards, I'm the Sonar Chicken Empress. ;D All hail the Empress! C'mon my beloved peasantry, serve me the best wine you have right now.
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Post by Elliot Kane on Apr 26, 2009 18:31:57 GMT
Sudden promotion! What did you do to deserve that, Luci? ;D
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Post by Glance A'Lot on Apr 26, 2009 22:01:19 GMT
One becomes royal by the grace of the divine - now who is divine here?
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Post by LaFille on Apr 27, 2009 0:05:49 GMT
Hmmm... Don't the Empresses have a tendency to sink?
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Post by killerzzz on Apr 27, 2009 4:43:24 GMT
Sudden promotion! What did you do to deserve that, Luci? ;D Coup? Killerzzz
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Post by cleglaw on Apr 27, 2009 5:08:06 GMT
EMPRESS CHICKEN
1 chicken, cut into bite-sized pieces 1/4 c. bamboo shoots, sliced and drained 2 stalks green onion or leek, cut white portion into 1/2-inch pieces 4 slices ginger 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1/4 c. soy sauce 1 tbsp. sugar 1/4 c. frozen green peas, thawed 2-3 tbsp. oil for cooking
Heat oil over medium heat and add ginger and green onion. Add chicken and bamboo shoots. Stir until pieces are well coated with oil.
Turn heat down to low. Add sherry, sugar, soy sauce, and simmer for 1 hour, turning occasionally. Add green peas; stir well and serve.
For improved taste and health, substitute tofu for the chicken: Sonar Tofu Empress!
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 27, 2009 13:54:41 GMT
Sudden promotion! What did you do to deserve that, Luci? ;D A sudden desire to become like royalty without any of the hard work and problems, I suppose. ;D One becomes royal by the grace of the divine - now who is divine here? Divine? Why yes... chocolates are divine... mmm! ;D Eat enough of them and you shall become a divine creature yourself. I've a personal record of eating about 1kg of chocolates. How about you? Hmmm... Don't the Empresses have a tendency to sink? Sink! Bah... I'm not that heavy! Sudden promotion! What did you do to deserve that, Luci? ;D Coup? Killerzzz Ahahahaha... great idea, Killerz! Guards, it's some time to have fun! Soon, we shall rain down bullets onto the hapless crowd and laugh in glee while they flee from the terror. Ahh, the thrill of hunting down a prey. EMPRESS CHICKEN 1 chicken, cut into bite-sized pieces 1/4 c. bamboo shoots, sliced and drained 2 stalks green onion or leek, cut white portion into 1/2-inch pieces 4 slices ginger 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1/4 c. soy sauce 1 tbsp. sugar 1/4 c. frozen green peas, thawed 2-3 tbsp. oil for cooking Heat oil over medium heat and add ginger and green onion. Add chicken and bamboo shoots. Stir until pieces are well coated with oil. Turn heat down to low. Add sherry, sugar, soy sauce, and simmer for 1 hour, turning occasionally. Add green peas; stir well and serve. For improved taste and health, substitute tofu for the chicken: Sonar Tofu Empress! That sounds really nice... did you know that I'm a cannibal? After all, a chicken who eats chicken must be one, right? Mmmm but what wouldn't I do for some Cleglaw. Sauteed in the finest butter + cream for hours. Then fry you in a huge thick mixture consisting of sour cream, diced onions + garlic, seaweed, tumerik powder, some X.O. Cognac, black pepper and many other ingredients... mmm. Then you'll be all brown and crispy... mmm...
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Post by rockergrl on Apr 27, 2009 14:00:05 GMT
bows down ;D
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Post by cleglaw on Apr 27, 2009 15:17:00 GMT
EMPRESS CHICKEN 1 chicken, cut into bite-sized pieces 1/4 c. bamboo shoots, sliced and drained 2 stalks green onion or leek, cut white portion into 1/2-inch pieces 4 slices ginger 2 tbsp. dry sherry 1/4 c. soy sauce 1 tbsp. sugar 1/4 c. frozen green peas, thawed 2-3 tbsp. oil for cooking Heat oil over medium heat and add ginger and green onion. Add chicken and bamboo shoots. Stir until pieces are well coated with oil. Turn heat down to low. Add sherry, sugar, soy sauce, and simmer for 1 hour, turning occasionally. Add green peas; stir well and serve. For improved taste and health, substitute tofu for the chicken: Sonar Tofu Empress! That sounds really nice... did you know that I'm a cannibal? After all, a chicken who eats chicken must be one, right? Mmmm but what wouldn't I do for some Cleglaw. Sauteed in the finest butter + cream for hours. Then fry you in a huge thick mixture consisting of sour cream, diced onions + garlic, seaweed, tumerik powder, some X.O. Cognac, black pepper and many other ingredients... mmm. Then you'll be all brown and crispy... mmm... Cleglaw's Brace is a melee fighter set, with a good Crushing Blow and attack speed. Are you sure you want to cook that?
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Post by Glance A'Lot on Apr 27, 2009 17:03:40 GMT
I've a personal record of eating about 1kg of chocolates. How about you?Per what? In my (long) life time, I must have eaten tons of it - at least it feels like it at times...
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 27, 2009 17:13:10 GMT
Within 14 days, Glance. I got depressed, so I ate a lot. Must've been about 90 pieces of chocolate. But there's one thing, though. After that, I could not touch a piece of chocolate for almost a year and felt sick whenever I heard the word "chocolate" or when I smelt the scent of a chocolate. ;D
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 27, 2009 17:14:44 GMT
Cleglaw's Brace is a melee fighter set, with a good Crushing Blow and attack speed. Are you sure you want to cook that? Hmmm... a mecha set, eh? Looks like it wouldn't be good trying to eat a piece of metal.
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 27, 2009 17:15:31 GMT
Aww, sistah... ;D *huggles her*
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Post by Glance A'Lot on Apr 27, 2009 17:20:05 GMT
1 kg in 14 days ain't a challenge - now if the 90 pieces were standard 100 gram bars, then 9 kg, that'd be heavy - on you.
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 27, 2009 17:58:58 GMT
I'm not going to try that, Glance! ;D It's 'cos I was on such a sugar high that after that, I'd big problems functioning normally. I think my brain got seriously re-wired after that.
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Post by peterh on Apr 27, 2009 20:25:06 GMT
Meh, your new status does not 'empress' me ...
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Apr 27, 2009 20:48:34 GMT
Quiet, Peter, or I'll make you balloon to 6 times your current weight! ;D
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Post by killerzzz on Apr 30, 2009 4:53:23 GMT
Mmm, I love these! Killerzzz
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Post by Hildor on Apr 30, 2009 15:37:41 GMT
So what will be your first act as wisest and divinest Empress, oh Empress? Teach the chicken kind to fly?
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Post by LaFille on May 1, 2009 4:09:05 GMT
Mmm, I love these! Killerzzz I bet you carry those in your pockets? ;D
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