Post by Galadriel on Aug 21, 2006 19:49:23 GMT
I still didn't figure out if I find this funny or rather sad...
"Diary of a 5 year old"
Monday
Went to grandpa & grandma to pick up Christmas present. Only got some marbles. Stupid toys. Placed marbles on the basement stairs. Grandpa made a tumble, doesn't matter, grandpa is already old and worn out. No marbles got broken though.
Got a slap in the face, playing with marbles is bad.
Tuesday
Had the coolest day ever! Saw niece Suzy on grandpa's funeral. Played doctor, had fun. Mommy got mad, daddy got mad, auntie Angel got mad, Suzy wasn't mad.
Got a slap in the face, learning a profession is forbidden.
Wednesday
Dropped chocolate hail here and there in the house. Daddy went to store to get mousetraps. Eat chocolate hail. Mommy fainted
Got a slap in the face, eating yummie chocolate hail is forbidden.
Thursday
Exchanged 20 marbles for a pretty white mouse from a friend at school. Wrapped it nicely in a box and a ribbon.
Present for mommy. Mommy was happy at first, then screamed and fainted. Daddy was mad again.
Got a slap in the face. Giving presents is forbidden.
Friday
Daddy locked me up in the basement, was funny.
Turned potatoe stock into fries to help mommy. Heavy duty, about 100kg potatoes!
Got a slap in the face. Helping mommy is forbidden.
Saturday
Daddy locked me up in the attic, was fun too.
Helped daddy to clean out the gutter. A lot of folks were on the street. Firemen came to get me off the roof.
Daddy got mad.
Got a slap in the face, helping daddy is forbidden.
Sunday
Daddy locked me up in the summerhouse. Got cold and made a fire.
Firemen came again.Cool people, squirted everything wet.
Got a slap in the face, having warm is forbidden.
Monday
Wanted to see the firemen again. Called them and they came. Mommy was mad and were the firemen.
Got a slap in the face. Liking the firemen is forbidden.
Tuesday
Silent day today, got bored from doing nothing. Mommy was very worried.
Doing nothing isn't fun and actually forbidden.
Wednesday
Went to visit grandma, when she saw me, she got foam on her mouth. Mommy locked me up in the kitchen.
Chairs of grandma to high, made them shorter with grandpa's saw,now they are the right size. Mommy got foam on her mouth.
got a slap in the face, adjusting chairs is forbidden.
Thursday
Drove with daddy to the hospital. Visiting grandma and mommy. somthing is broken on their nerves. Probably a family disease. Doctor put needle in mommy's arm. Took the other needle and put it in the bad guys butt. Doctor got foam on his mouth too.
Got a slap in the face from daddy, protecting mommy is forbidden.
I think everything is forbidden, except slapping kids.
Wait untill I'm grown up!
Sorry if my english wasn't that well, I had to translate the whole thing ;D
"Diary of a 5 year old"
Monday
Went to grandpa & grandma to pick up Christmas present. Only got some marbles. Stupid toys. Placed marbles on the basement stairs. Grandpa made a tumble, doesn't matter, grandpa is already old and worn out. No marbles got broken though.
Got a slap in the face, playing with marbles is bad.
Tuesday
Had the coolest day ever! Saw niece Suzy on grandpa's funeral. Played doctor, had fun. Mommy got mad, daddy got mad, auntie Angel got mad, Suzy wasn't mad.
Got a slap in the face, learning a profession is forbidden.
Wednesday
Dropped chocolate hail here and there in the house. Daddy went to store to get mousetraps. Eat chocolate hail. Mommy fainted
Got a slap in the face, eating yummie chocolate hail is forbidden.
Thursday
Exchanged 20 marbles for a pretty white mouse from a friend at school. Wrapped it nicely in a box and a ribbon.
Present for mommy. Mommy was happy at first, then screamed and fainted. Daddy was mad again.
Got a slap in the face. Giving presents is forbidden.
Friday
Daddy locked me up in the basement, was funny.
Turned potatoe stock into fries to help mommy. Heavy duty, about 100kg potatoes!
Got a slap in the face. Helping mommy is forbidden.
Saturday
Daddy locked me up in the attic, was fun too.
Helped daddy to clean out the gutter. A lot of folks were on the street. Firemen came to get me off the roof.
Daddy got mad.
Got a slap in the face, helping daddy is forbidden.
Sunday
Daddy locked me up in the summerhouse. Got cold and made a fire.
Firemen came again.Cool people, squirted everything wet.
Got a slap in the face, having warm is forbidden.
Monday
Wanted to see the firemen again. Called them and they came. Mommy was mad and were the firemen.
Got a slap in the face. Liking the firemen is forbidden.
Tuesday
Silent day today, got bored from doing nothing. Mommy was very worried.
Doing nothing isn't fun and actually forbidden.
Wednesday
Went to visit grandma, when she saw me, she got foam on her mouth. Mommy locked me up in the kitchen.
Chairs of grandma to high, made them shorter with grandpa's saw,now they are the right size. Mommy got foam on her mouth.
got a slap in the face, adjusting chairs is forbidden.
Thursday
Drove with daddy to the hospital. Visiting grandma and mommy. somthing is broken on their nerves. Probably a family disease. Doctor put needle in mommy's arm. Took the other needle and put it in the bad guys butt. Doctor got foam on his mouth too.
Got a slap in the face from daddy, protecting mommy is forbidden.
I think everything is forbidden, except slapping kids.
Wait untill I'm grown up!
Sorry if my english wasn't that well, I had to translate the whole thing ;D