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Post by Konrad Flameheart on Aug 22, 2006 22:13:25 GMT
Ok guys and gals, Our fearless leader has been missing for the last few days, I'm here to tell you why....... A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, PeterH and myself began hatching our cunning plan to take over the world. We have decided to start with this 'ere cascade. So I've taken the first step and assassinated Elliot. Congratulations Steve.....The Chaos Cascade is all yours (for now). But seriously. Elliot has been plagued with technical gremlins that have taken out his PC. He should be back up in a few days and wishes everyone well. Thank you for your time..... Konrad (Steve's new Number 2)
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Post by Ubereil on Aug 23, 2006 10:45:30 GMT
You know, you COULD just have used the other thread about this . Übereil
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 11:22:29 GMT
Ok guys and gals, Our fearless leader has been missing for the last few days, I'm here to tell you why....... A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, PeterH and myself began hatching our cunning plan to take over the world. We have decided to start with this 'ere cascade. So I've taken the first step and assassinated Elliot. Congratulations Steve.....The Chaos Cascade is all yours (for now). But seriously. Elliot has been plagued with technical gremlins that have taken out his PC. He should be back up in a few days and wishes everyone well. Thank you for your time..... Konrad (Steve's new Number 2) Konrad is correct. I can personally vouch for this. We can finally reveal the plan since the wheels are in motion and there is no stopping us now! Some of you may wonder why our plans began with the Cascade. Well, we had to start somewhere and this place is pretty much as low as you can get. From here things can only go upward. I must extend thanks to my partner in crime, Konrad. Without him this plan wouldn't have come to frutation. He sacrifised so much of himself to make this happen as witnessed by his new job as Steve's number two. Being Steve's number two is much much worse than it sounds. Basically it means Konrad has to be avaliable everytime old man Steve wants some "number two". A disgusting job but one that had to be filled and Konrad voulenteered. it's the only way to get close to our leader so let's take a moment to sympathise with konrad's pain ;D As you can imagine there is no stopping us now. If you want to be on the winning side beer is an accepted bribe, as is money. lots of them.
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 11:23:10 GMT
You know, you COULD just have used the other thread about this . Übereil You are just an insect in our plans Ube. Please, do not disturb the coming rulers of the world with petty problems like this ;D
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tragic
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Post by tragic on Aug 23, 2006 13:02:16 GMT
Lol...
Our leader.. the kanester!!
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Post by Galadriel on Aug 23, 2006 15:16:08 GMT
Thx for the update Konrad, but what are we gonna do with Steve huh? anything in mind for him too? ;D
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Post by winlok on Aug 23, 2006 15:26:06 GMT
I would like to add one small detail. When these dasterly plans are executed, but someone finds out. Geuss who takes the fall eh? <-- I'll give you a hint, I'm waving bye.
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Post by Venom65437 on Aug 23, 2006 15:48:49 GMT
Like anyone thinks Peter could do anything.
Don't worry everyone, if you fight Peter, there will be two hits in that fight, you hitting him, and him hitting the floor!
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 17:45:00 GMT
I would like to add one small detail. When these dasterly plans are executed, but someone finds out. Geuss who takes the fall eh? <-- I'll give you a hint, I'm waving bye. You know, winlok. No one would dare do a thing to either Konrad or I. I am the heart of the Cascade and Konrad is the liver of this place. We're irreplacable, really ;D
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 17:46:08 GMT
Like anyone thinks Peter could do anything. Don't worry everyone, if you fight Peter, there will be two hits in that fight, you hitting him, and him hitting the floor! I'm quite used to girls hitting on me but usually they want to hit the bed with me instead of the floor ;D
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Post by Venom65437 on Aug 23, 2006 20:47:21 GMT
If that was true, you wouldn't be so desperately lonely.
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 20:54:55 GMT
Who gave you the impression that I was alone and miserable, V? ;D
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Post by winlok on Aug 23, 2006 21:00:02 GMT
Who gave you the impression that I was alone and miserable, V? ;D Yeh Venom I thought you wanted that Manning fella to loosen up your buttons or some such thing. ;D Yuk! Heart and liver is it polite to puke?
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 21:01:26 GMT
Who gave you the impression that I was alone and miserable, V? ;D Yeh Venom I thought you wanted that Manning fella to loosen up your buttons or some such thing. ;D With Venom's luck all Manning will be loosening is venom's teeth ;D
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Post by winlok on Aug 23, 2006 21:06:29 GMT
Yeh Venom I thought you wanted that Manning fella to loosen up your buttons or some such thing. ;D With Venom's luck all Manning will be loosening is venom's teeth ;D I'd actually pay money to see that. Does that make me a bad person. HAHA
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Post by Venom65437 on Aug 23, 2006 21:13:46 GMT
I actually want Culpepper to cuddle with me at night... haha.
DAUNTE CULPEPPER HE'S RIGHT THERE ON YOUR LEFT!
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 21:19:49 GMT
With Venom's luck all Manning will be loosening is venom's teeth ;D I'd actually pay money to see that. Does that make me a bad person. HAHA yes, it does. But if you wire the money to me, I shall see that your sin is forgiven, winlok
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Post by peterh on Aug 23, 2006 21:21:00 GMT
I actually want Culpepper to cuddle with me at night... haha. DAUNTE CULPEPPER HE'S RIGHT THERE ON YOUR LEFT! The closest you'll ever get to Culpepper is ordering extra pepper on your pizza ;D
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Post by winlok on Aug 23, 2006 23:17:39 GMT
I'd actually pay money to see that. Does that make me a bad person. HAHA yes, it does. But if you wire the money to me, I shall see that your sin is forgiven, winlok I get the feeling you're trying to bamboozle me.
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Post by Venom65437 on Aug 24, 2006 3:17:08 GMT
That's not true Peter, I'm going to tackle him when I go to the games this year!
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