Don't Worry, I'm Just Crazy

[killerzzz]

Something came to my attention recently, leading to another of my nutso self-studies.

I'm a forgetful person. I forget what I was thinking about for the last five minutes often, and its a bother. I have to write everything down on paper or, better yet, on my palm. And remember that its written there. Keep that in mind.

One evening, someone I was visiting asked me: "Have you eaten yet?" (probably referring to supper).
I replied, "Oh, huh, no I guess I haven't eaten yet today."
"What, you didn't eat anything at all? Why not?!?"
"I guess I forgot to."
"Forgot to eat?!?!? How can you forget to eat?"
"I dunno, I just do stuff, get hungry for a sec, but then soon I just forget I'm hungry and go on with my day."

Then it hit me. The answer to this (my-) age old riddle. Why was it that I could simply forget about eating, and not feel the hunger later in the day? Have you guessed it yet? It's so simple, I can't believe it's taken me so long to figure it out!

My body eats memories.

I'll let you just take that in for a moment.

It explains everything! How do I eat so little and not die from starvation or become anorexic? Why do I forget everything including things I was thinking clearly not a moment before? Because they go in the place of nourishment!

It's probably a good thing I was taught to eat at birth or my body would probably eat only memories and I wouldn't remember a thing! Instead now, I run partly on memory and partly on food.

There's the facts set out in front of you folks. The evidence is all there. It is impossible to deny my conclusions in the face of all this.

I hope you've enjoyed another utterly insane theory from Killerzzz.

(if this should go in Humanology for some reason, feel free to move it)

Killerzzz

[Elliot Kane]

So interested in stuff you forget to eat? You remind me of me, Kaz! I do that, too... That and the old favourite "I'll try to sleep in a few minutes" trick, where it's more likely to be several hours and you never noticed... ;D

And it's more of a weird random thread, so it can stay where it is!

[janggut]

u guys need a life! ;D

[Hildor]

It's just Killerzzz being Killerzzz. Nothing wrong with that. As long as you don't eat other people's memories it's all fine ^^

[twoheadedragon]

*talking with my mouths full while chomping on Hildor's and Killerzzz brains simultaneously*

Well, science states that when we hit our 30's, we start losing brain cells every day. And quite a few (I think about 35,000 a day)! But no need to worry, the Brain has about 8 billion cells, so you'll never live long enough to lose them all. ;D