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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Nov 5, 2009 21:59:17 GMT
Er, no thanks. Never, ever. The world is too crowded as it is: we do not need to create more children.  |
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Post by badheroine on Nov 6, 2009 12:56:17 GMT
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - she beat me waking up this morning......... EVERYTHING has been coloured................ I'M GOING TO SCREAM!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BLEACH TO CLEAN IT ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Glance A'Lot on Nov 6, 2009 18:23:01 GMT
Haven't you still not realized that she simply does not like white or even pale surfaces? ;D
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Post by twoheadedragon on Nov 7, 2009 14:38:05 GMT
Er, no thanks. Never, ever. The world is too crowded as it is: we do not need to create more children. You're choice... But I truly believe what BH said, children do
make your World a much happier, brighter, funner place. I myself plan of having at least a few, if not several, children of my own (better get married first! ;D ).  *** I remember when my sis was 1 year old, she was used to being in the care of my Mom, and she'd ask for "Boo-Breast" when she wanted to nurse. ;D The first time Mom gave her to my oldest brother to take care of for the day, she immediately started tugging on his shirt, asking him for "Boo-Breast, BOO-BREAST!"  It took him awhile to convince her that he didn't have any... |
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Post by The Sonar Chicken on Nov 7, 2009 14:52:11 GMT
THD: I used to look after children a lot. I got tired of it. LOL@ your sis.  |
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Post by badheroine on Nov 30, 2009 19:35:55 GMT
Hey guys,
Well it's been a while since I posted on here so now I have a catalogue of things that Damien has done. She has been re-named Damien as I believe she has been possessed by something evil!!!
Firstly, she emptied out her drawers the other day and then ransacked my fridge..... I went to put her clothes back into her drawers and found that she had re-homed my carrots and yoghurts! How nice was that?
The following morning, she had me up at 4:30 am. Now, mummy isn't what you would call a "morning" person. I need caffeine on an IV drip for at least 4 hours before I can begin to feel remotely human. Damien was running round the lounge and then all of a sudden it got very quiet. Now all parents know that when children go quiet, they are being naughty. I looked in her room, in my room, the bathroom, the kitchen and finally went back to the lounge to find her under the dining table DRINKING KETCHUP!!!!! It was so disgusting.
And finally, the worst one of the lot. She strolled into my bedroom this morning with frantic cries of "poo mummy". I said to her, "do you need a poo"? She shook her head to tell me no and so I asked her if she had done a poo. She nodded very enthusiastically. I asked her where she had done a poo and she put it on my bed right under my nose, looked at me with her beautiful big green eyes, her wide beautiful smile and said pointing to the offending stench "look mummy.... Poo"!!!!!
If she ever does that again, I am changing her name to Adopted.
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Post by Glance A'Lot on Dec 2, 2009 17:05:49 GMT
If she ever does that again, I am changing her name to Adopted. Beware - that's the stage before orphaned...
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It took him awhile to convince her that he didn't have any... 