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Post by killerzzz on Apr 5, 2007 7:24:36 GMT
... not too interesting. ;D See, once upon a time, it was a lovely day (a few days ago). So, Killerzzz was outside, enjoying this lovely day, much better than the cold just the day before, because it was warm. So Killerzzz decided to go for a stroll. He walks very fast, and takes long strides, cuz he's quite tall. On his way back, he was lost in his thoughts when BAM!!!!11! He walks high-speed right into a cashregister!  He did a sorta half-flip, and landed on the cement. But don't worry, his knee took the whole blow (cashregister and cement). ;D So then, he was like "Ow!", and his knee hurt.  So, he made his way inside, and limped for a day. The end.  And now, Killerzzz is vurry tired, because its 3:30am. But Killerzzz is also happy because he finished writing his story (not this one, a real one  )! Hurray for interesting boring tales from Killerzzz's life!  Killerzzz |
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Post by janggut on Apr 5, 2007 9:50:04 GMT
is nice! ;D i like! |
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Post by BJC on Apr 5, 2007 13:33:16 GMT
I once blew my nose on the Buick in my livingroom...
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Post by Venom65437 on Apr 5, 2007 14:55:44 GMT
I cracked my head open on a fire hydrant one time.... top that [Censored]es! |
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 5, 2007 18:08:16 GMT
I cracked my head open on a fire hydrant one time.... top that [Censored]es! |
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Post by Mea Culpa on Apr 5, 2007 18:15:40 GMT
LOL If I try to remember real hard ...... when I was a youngster, me and my friends thought it was extremely funny .... Imagine a narrow street with a lot of lamp post and of course parked cars ... now wait for the pedestrian .... when he nears a lamp post you yell from behind a car (where you are hidden) "Hey!! You!!!" the pedestrian will look back or sideways to see where the shout came from and .... walk smack Bang! into the lamp post ;D well when I was that age I really thought that was funny, but in the intervening years I have "accidentally" walked into some things myself and you know what? it ain't half as funny as it was back then ;D
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 5, 2007 18:50:13 GMT
I once drove my bike, I was like 6 and thought it was very cool to turn my steering wheel all the way around, I hope you can picture it? So, I had my little kitty on my shoulder and set off, nice the bike drove very well, a bit weird though, but cool ;D Then a big stone I didn't see sticking out and *BAM* I smacked against the ground, bruised my arms and knees and my nose, but that wasn't the worst part. The little kitty on my shoulder got killed in the fall, wich caused me a trauma for a while.
Poor little dumb kid ;D
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Post by Alrik on Apr 5, 2007 19:35:16 GMT
As a kid, I was once going home after school, on my bycicle. As usual, I was deep in thoughts. So I was driving quite slowly. I was quite surprised as I drove into the car that was parking on the street.  |
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Post by ss on Apr 5, 2007 21:10:32 GMT
... not too interesting. ;D He did a sorta half-flip, and landed on the cement. But don't worry, his knee took the whole blow (cashregister and cement). ;D Killerzzz Just a pointer there, should be "landed on concrete" cement is just one element in concrete.... ;D ;D |
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Post by LaFille on Apr 6, 2007 0:19:54 GMT
Lol, these stories (safe for the kitten one  )... I crashed into a mirror column in a store once; and only realised it after appologizing to the lady I just hit. ;D |
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Post by killerzzz on Apr 6, 2007 4:47:22 GMT
Just a pointer there, should be "landed on concrete" cement is just one element in concrete.... ;D ;D Bleh!  I like cement better! ;D Man, do I have some fun bike stories too.  Once upon a time, when Killerzzz was a wee little boy, he decided to ride his bike, wearing sandals. Cuz, you know, it was another nice day. So, genius of geniuses that he is, he dicides to bike standing up, on his front lawn, which is full of grass, wet grass. So, everything is going well, until he goes down a little slope... Don't worry! Killerzzz does not fall off his bike. >: ) Instead, his foot slips, and flies right into the wires of the wheel. SPLUNK! FLIP! Killerzzz's foot hurts. Everything else is a lil bit a'hurtin too because, like I said, Killerzzz did not fall off his bike. He held on, and the bike landed on him.So, Killerzzz enjoyed the rest of the nice day on the couch. Happily ever sore-foot after. The end. Stay tuned... Killerzzz P.S.: No one is curious as to how I managed to walk into a cashregister?  ;D |
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Post by Venom65437 on Apr 6, 2007 5:10:15 GMT
I guess no one is surprised by your stupidity killerzzz... |
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Post by Alrik on Apr 6, 2007 13:24:32 GMT
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Post by Mea Culpa on Apr 6, 2007 19:26:00 GMT
As a kid, I was once going home after school, on my bycicle. As usual, I was deep in thoughts. So I was driving quite slowly. I was quite surprised as I drove into the car that was parking on the street. LOL did the same thing on a brand spanking new Gitane Racer when I was oooh bout 15 ... but I wasn;t lost in thought (or maybe I was) I was really looking at the Girls at the side of the road when smack Bam! I hit the back of a parked car .... Never seen 3 girls laugh that long |
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Post by Galadriel on Apr 6, 2007 19:30:50 GMT
LOL did the same thing on a brand spanking new Gitane Racer when I was oooh bout 15 ... but I wasn;t lost in thought (or maybe I was) I was really looking at the Girls at the side of the road when smack Bam! I hit the back of a parked car .... Never seen 3 girls laugh that long |
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Post by Alrik on Apr 6, 2007 20:23:35 GMT
Oh, I wish girls would do that !!! ;D
Otto Waalkes is one of Germany's most well-known comedians.
He once said this :
"My reflexes were never good. Maybe that's because of the car that crashed into me, which had a flat tire and was pushed by two grandmas."
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Post by killerzzz on May 17, 2007 5:03:31 GMT
By popular demand... great to hear from u again, Killerzzz. can't wait for your every day adventure stories. ;D fun to read. ... I decided it was time for another fun story from my ever so eventful life. Once upon a time, years past, Killerzzz was playing tennis at someone's house. He'd never played tennis before, but he was pretty decent for a crappy player. So he played for hours, and by the end he was all pumped up (cuz, you know, tennis gets you pumped ), and when they decided to call it a day, he decided "I'm gunna do a spin/half-flippy-thing over the net." So he runs at the net, spin/half-flippy-thing-jumps over it, but his foot gets caught in the mesh.... Since he built up alot of momentum, he gets flung by the net, does a whole-flip-with-a-360-spin-...thing, and lands on the ground, bum/leg-first. Everyone there is looking the other way. When he starts moaning in pain, everyone turns and are like "Wtf, man. Why the heck you laying there? Git up!" And Killerzzz, after rolling around in white pain for a minute, is like "I can't feel my legs." So after laying there for a while, he manages to get up (everyone watches, wondering what the hell he's complaining about ) then limps home, since he biked there. The End. *inspirational music*And there was another fun day speant on the couch in the life of Killerzzz. ;D Tune in next time.  Killerzzz |
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Post by janggut on May 20, 2007 2:44:00 GMT
hahahaha!!!! good one, Killerzzz! u can always spin a seemingly boring event to a wonderful story. u have talent, my boy! |
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Post by killerzzz on May 20, 2007 6:15:52 GMT
hahahaha!!!! good one, Killerzzz! u can always spin a seemingly boring event to a wonderful story. u have talent, my boy! Thanks. ;D If I ever remember any more screwed up stories of my life, I'll be sure to share them. I'm a writer, I'm an entertainer: this is what I do. ^.^ Killerzzz |
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So, he made his way inside, and limped for a day.
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)... I crashed into a mirror column in a store once; and only realised it after appologizing to the lady I just hit. ;D
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