When I was a young boy at school , there was a boy who needed glasses to see. Everyone in the class called him "four eyes". One day the boys mom found out about contact lenses , she bought them for her darling son. The boy was so excited , he thought; the other kids won't pick on me anymore, for this he was greatfull. Monday had come , time for school , He walked into the classroom confident his torment would come to an end. He strolled proudly past all of the kids who had made his life miserable calling him four eyes. One of the bully boys spoke; "hey , two eyes , what you think your so great 'cause you got two eyes? all of the other kids joined in a chant , "two eyes , two eyes ,you got two eyes. The former glassed boy's happiness was short lived. he would , from then on be known as "two eyes" .
Why is this funny ? I'm not sure but everytime I tell it to someone , it cracks me up...it's the fact that people don't think it's funny that's so funny to me.